Fair enough chef but if you had the chance to jump her and walk away at the end would you?
I know I would but otherwise a fair assesment
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heartofdarkness
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brilliant!!
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And from Full metal jacket:
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [grabbing their crotches] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [grabbing their crotches] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
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Some classics from action films:
"I'm too old for this shit!"
"Your one ugly motherfucker!"
"yippie-kiya motherfucker!"
"I'm too old for this shit!"
"Your one ugly motherfucker!"
"yippie-kiya motherfucker!"
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its an evolutionary factor.....well thats what i've been told anyway
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Quote by BlindfoldedQuote by heartofdarkness
I dont know if its a super power or not but to be able to shapeshift at will would be fuckin brilliant! you dont need to be able to turn invisible you just melt into the wall, not so much Mr Fantastic more like a t-1000 but, well human.
Fixed it fer ya lol.....oh i'm a nerd
yes you are arn't you
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I dont know if its a super power or not but to be able to shapeshift at will would be fuckin brilliant! you dont need to be able to turn invisible you just melt into the wall, not so much Mr Fantastic more like the liquid terminator but, well human.
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I think you should check your history stu, it was Kennedy who put the "advisors" in to 'nam and things would have happend just the same if he were alive or dead.
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Personaly I would like to go back to the viking era more to hear a good saga spoken by a true skald in the old norse tounge. also if you beleve the films, I do, viking women were all 6 foot tall, blond warrior maidens in skimpy armour with a cleavage you could ski down.
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"Send a wire to the main office an tell them ah said, AAAOOOWW!" Slim Pickins being hit over the head with a shovel.
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!"
"WHAT in the wide wide world ah sports is ah goin on here? Ah hired you people to get a little track laid, not jump around like a bunch of kansas city faggots!"
"holdit! holdit! What in the hell is that shit? ah ment a song a real song!"
All from Blazing Saddles possably the best western ever made!
And just for good mesure
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes!"
"WHAT in the wide wide world ah sports is ah goin on here? Ah hired you people to get a little track laid, not jump around like a bunch of kansas city faggots!"
"holdit! holdit! What in the hell is that shit? ah ment a song a real song!"
All from Blazing Saddles possably the best western ever made!
And just for good mesure
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yeah I get that too sometimes
my biggest fear isnt hights its falling from hights dont ask why but if I know I cant fall then i'm perfictly ok otherwise im a nervous wreck
my biggest fear isnt hights its falling from hights dont ask why but if I know I cant fall then i'm perfictly ok otherwise im a nervous wreck
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what rx didnt tell you is that its her lampshades, and that she's chased me across 3 continents to get them back
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Quote by roccotool
Rebecca Romijn or Rebecca DeMornay?
Rebecca Romijn but it would have to be from "the alibi" she was smokin' hot in that film!
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"I know what you're thinking- "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"
Punk moves hand away from the shotgun.
"Mister ahgats to know" Punk
Callahan aim at the punk and pulls the trigger....CLICK
"Shhhiiitt" Punk
Punk moves hand away from the shotgun.
"Mister ahgats to know" Punk
Callahan aim at the punk and pulls the trigger....CLICK
"Shhhiiitt" Punk
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"what frightens you most coope?"
"spiders.....and women......oh and spider women!"
Dog Soldiers
"All work and no play makes jack a dull boy"
The shining
"spiders.....and women......oh and spider women!"
Dog Soldiers
"All work and no play makes jack a dull boy"
The shining
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blind is the only one in the world other than nic who knows whats in her book
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"Hotel California" The Eagles
how fast do you want to go?
how fast do you want to go?
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why dose everyones location say Montreal, Quebec?
rx needs a new boyfriend caus he left after her lips riped him to shredds
rx needs a new boyfriend caus he left after her lips riped him to shredds
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stu only likes broccoli flavor icecream but is not averse to having sprout flavor if its all there is
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go for it zaf!!
Only..english??? and as a former history major you should have pointed this out pam, that it was british troops in mexico not english, the only reson i bring this up however is that a lot of people tend to forget that scottish troops fought and died under the union flag more often than the english as any history book will show, the scots were better soldiers.
still even if it is a bit late happy cinco de mayo!
Only..english??? and as a former history major you should have pointed this out pam, that it was british troops in mexico not english, the only reson i bring this up however is that a lot of people tend to forget that scottish troops fought and died under the union flag more often than the english as any history book will show, the scots were better soldiers.
still even if it is a bit late happy cinco de mayo!
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Serves him right! http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=16608486
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with the Bible (or for non-Christians another religious or philosophical work)
plato would possibly be more fun