Dumpster diving behind "Jethro Bodeens House of Rentable Love" (open 24 hours...)
Hurt feelings can be repaired
A organized and substantially cleared desk
It truly isn't fair for all of you that I am this sexy! You're welcome!
Fuck and then drinks
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People just pay her to walk up and down that fence line in that sheer sundress
Office attire and a smile of accomplishment
Cherry limeade with a fresh cut lime wedge
My rhinestoned, elephant collared, and bell bottomed leather pajamas in commemoration of Elvis' birthday today.
Owner of the neighborhood haberdashery
The scent from a woman's neck
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
Granted, but you work in a sweat shop making t-shirts for tourists in Vegas and have to wait until tomorrow for the next break
I wish I was a space traveler and became a leader of a distant planet
Ask him if he had a good work out
Mine makes me think of Cuba. I would LOVE to go there now that it's open! 
