My toothbrush slathered with Crest
"Machine" was the soldiers nickname
Excessive eating and upper lip sweat
Faded jeans, and "I ❤SPAM" t-shirt, and an old pair of work boots
"Friends" are vetted during challenges
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Youre pretty sexy Karen I am sure, but just not quite sexy enough...