Faded jeans, my favorite work boots, a white v-neck t-shirt. Getting ready to fix some shit
It feels good to be back home again
smear on the clown penises
Oops, way too slow!
devious plan involving circus clowns
all the lobe sucking men.
Laughing with someone who gets my humor
Semi guilty. My brother and I would wrestle and "accidentally" tear the wrapping.
You used to leave cookies and milk for Santa and carrots and apples for the reindeer
Ride the tornado. Maybe I'll end up in Oz
WYR win $50,000 yourself or let your best friend win $500,000?
The hobbit ladies chanted loudly...
accentuated by urinal cakes and
hobbit like feet and bulbous
Unfortunately the half wit, C-list superhero "Superfloss Kid" thought you called his name and he swooped into action
movie script that showcases the
"Fun to bellring!" grunted Quasimodo
Unfortunately, his penis caught fire with the constant friction
While stroking me, she smiled at the man and licked her lips
Transferred money from my account