Guilty, I'm watching her through her kitchen window right now.
At times, you get on Lush at work and it's affected your productivity
The ICS (International Sexy Commission) left a message and told me to come here and pick up my prize? Something about being a sexy muthahumpa?
massive vagina. Suddenly, she saw...
Baseball was called America's sport
grilling teriyaki testicles and other...
Tree! Tree! yelled the beaver
I am looking forward to Thanksgiving this year
Laundry's done, house is cleaned, kids are at Mom's, let's get naked!
Chili beans right now. 28F and snow on the ground
nacho cheese fountain while squatting
I believe in Loyalty. To bear true faith to God, to my family, to my country, and to those willing to stand shoulder to shoulder with me.
I believe in Duty. To fulfill my obligations and commitments promised to others to the best of my ability. At times, acting in the absence of orders or direction from others governed only by taking the initiative and identifying what needs to be done based on an inner sense of what is right morally and professionally.
I believe in Respect. To treat people as I would want to be treated. To pause and take the time to identify the value and worth that is in each person and to treat that person with dignity.
I believe in Selfless Service. To place the country, my family, and my friends, before the needs and interests of myself.
I believe in Honor. To have a keen sense of right and wrong and to demonstrate this knowledge in the decisions made in my daily life. To be aware of how my actions affect others and to take responsibility for my actions and for those that are under my charge.
I believe in Integrity. To always do what is right legally and morally. To act upon what is right even if it is at personal cost to myself. To not be afraid to openly say that I am acting under my understanding of right versus wrong.
I believe in Personal Courage. To face my fears, to face danger, or to face adversity and still do what is necessary. To stand firm on my beliefs, values, and convictions even when threatened or coerced. To take responsibility for my decisions even when the outcome is not how I wanted and to give credit to others when it is warranted.
These are the things I strive for, but, many times, fail miserably at in my life.
You Raise Me Up--in my pants-- Josh Groban
Dine at restaurants near me
Innocent. Geography, time, and life's busyness
Sometimes you feel like hopping in/on a car, a motorcycle, train, glider and just leaving and "starting over" some place else.
things never happen. Queen Squatpump...
Buy her a can of Deep Woods Off.