General Norman Schwarzkopf
Kingdom of Snowdrop Sugar Pants
Satisfied until the next temptation
Unfortunately, your extreme allergy to wet bear fur has made you take a turn for the worse
Meat cooked wrong for customer
2 minutes and 37 seconds... always
Procrastination and yesterday
Agreed. The ability to throw levity at life's challenges has gotten me through many things
Cats are cooler than dogs
Desired outcomes worth the wait
echoing, "Git in tha choppa!!"
pink velvet sausage wallet and...
Chocolate is finger licking good
because the Nibiruians needed to
Face your fears and overcome
I am actually looking forward to work tomorrow