John's comedic responses never cease to crack me up.
After watching that video I think I need to scrub my eyeballs with a wire brush and battery acid.
I'm concerned about a friend of mine whom I fear decided to drink and drive.
Innocent
Ever walk around your yard completely naked?
Cami is an absolutely beautiful young lady.
^ I love Yoga pants, and no panties makes it even hotter.
I'm wearing a black kilt at the moment and nothing else. I'm still getting dressed to head out.
Innocent
Ever sleep with a married person, knowing they were married?
Ladies Mud Wrestling Mud Tester.
Reginald Brutus Hildegard III
Tell him, "nope your shoe laces are not untied, it's all good buddy."
Actually I won't be, I'm heading out with friends tonight and will probably ending up crashing with one of them.
TPBM is making dinner reservations to their favorite restaurant.
I'd wait patiently for him to get the hell out of my shower, get dressed and leave my house. He's obviously drunk and got lost.
I'd toss her a massage from me. Stay right there, don't move, I'll ease those sore calf muscles.
Nothing at all tonight. In fact I'm already in that condition.
Buy him and take him to the Dr. to get that cholesterol checked out.
Bill your friends have got to stop tying you to my bed!
Innocent, I generally don't wear clothes when getting laid.
Ever wear a short skirt with no panties on hoping to have others catch a peek?
I don't know Rose yet, so I'll start with a friendly hug and kiss on the cheek.
Blames Ardent for stealing Angie's carrots, buy your own ingredients for a salad!
Chuck Norris sank Bill's boat.