Pass on the mighty Jethro.
Guilty as charged!
Have you ever walked around the inside of your home naked and been caught by your neighbors?
Is quite happy to have ladies notice my bulge.
Completely innocent on that count your honor.
Have you ever fantasized about a person you know you shouldn't have any naughty thoughts towards?
Nope not one. Some of them I wish I had sex with more often!
Surprise visits to friends when I travel to the states.
Haha, Ginger Kitty don't you feel like you've entered the Twilight Zone now?
Passing but observing from the corner of the room the slow love making between Banes and Trinket.
I'm feeling particularly generous today, how about a new Harley Davidson motorcycle of your choosing.
I do but I'm lactose intolerant so I don't indulge very often.
TPBM has masturbated today and did not go to church on Easter Sunday.
A welcoming hug and perhaps a kiss on those ruby lips if she would let me.
A ticket on the next mission to space.
Head Mistress at the Girls School for Oral Excellence.
Because she wanted to show me her lingerie collection.
^^^^^ Lies all lies I say!
Goes to the clubs with sunglasses and a cane pretending to be blind in an effort to get lucky with the ladies.
We meet again. Another beer Sade?
Teach her how to get her hands on some Irish Sausage.
Goes to the animal shelter and steals the milkbones.
Help her take off the rest of her clothes.
Ask her if there is room on the blanket under the starry sky?
Bans AD for not offering HT the use of his washing machine. His could be broken down.
Makeup artist at the house of wax.
Haven't had the pleasure of meeting Jack previously but he has a nice vocabulary.
Teach him that half naked women generally don't want to talk about sumo wrestling.
Was rejected from the Freemason's because his blocks kept falling over.
A new paddle for his spanking duties.