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hornyirishman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
United States
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Has a really bad case of OCD regarding the length of her fingernails and is constantly chewing on them
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Just got a contact high and am now equally confused. Anybody have any Doritos?
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Because he drove his boat straight into my house. The bedroom was the only room unaffected from the damage.
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Quote by Angie57This is probably the post that has the most truth surrounding me. SPF 5,000 please.
Patrik graduated Magna Cum Loudie from the Institute od Advanced Studies for the Tanlentless
Angie likes to walk up to little children and scare them.
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Bans AM for not manning up and just looking at her cottontail himself.
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LMAO, ask him to point his carrot in the other direction. Haha!
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A shirt and tie. Eventually you'll need to get dressed and go to work.
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Blames Angie for being a terrible builder of homes and allowing two of the three pigs houses to get destroyed.
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I think I have something that can prop you up in the water.
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Angie secretly monitors everyone's bathroom scale and is collecting the data in her effort to take over the world.