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Makes me want to kiss her lips with overwhelming passion.
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hornyirishman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
United States
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Quote by AlexGGHaha that actually made me laugh and spit out my coffee.
I blame Pixie for not letting me take her lingerie shopping!
I blame Angie for my erection. ;)
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Went to a photo shoot thinking it would be for the cover of a Harlequin Romance novel. It turned out to be a film shoot for Anal Master Blaster 18 and 19.
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Just read her profile and it totally rocks! I love that you shared your desires with your hubby. Welcome to Lush!
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Just saw some pictures of my niece who was born yesterday. What an absolutely cute baby. I already love you to pieces Kira!
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Haha Chocolategirl that actually made me laugh out loud. Cheers love.
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I've seen her posts here and there but haven't had the pleasure of talking to her. From what I can see though, she seems like a lot of fun.
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Trades sex for candy bars. She has a severe chocolate addiction.
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I blame him for taking all the bottles of sunscreen from the store by the beach.
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Haha your supposed to say something NICE about me. ^^^ She's cute and spunky. 
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Easy answer for me - Batgirl
If you had to listen to one type of music for the rest of your life what would it be? You can only choose one.
If you had to listen to one type of music for the rest of your life what would it be? You can only choose one.
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Because they don't know any better.
Peanut Butter and Jelly or Bologna and Cheese Sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Jelly or Bologna and Cheese Sandwich?
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Push him out of the boat and drive away. Wait that would be mean. I would also toss a life preserver to him, then I would drive off.
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Blames Miss Daisy for lying about where she is from. Profile says USA. 
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McGee was arrested and I narrowly escaped thwarting authorities with my cleverness by offering you as the mastermind. They are searching for you.
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Pixiedust ! Well she obviously likes having drinks that coordinate with her outfit.
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The talent scout wanted her to join the freak show at the traveling carnival. She accepted and now lives in a trailer with four midgets and the bearded lady and is having her third breast enlarged for a larger pay cut of the ticket sales.
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Wants me to use my stump to penetrate her. I bet she's been stumped before though.
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Well yes if you must know the answer is yes.
What style of music would you like me to write the song in?
What style of music would you like me to write the song in?