Was fired from her wallpaper hanging job for eating the paste.
Guilty as charged!
Ever answer a booty call?
Sorry mate you ended up with me.
Spinning the wheel of fortune ....
I know she wouldn't want to be in my bed so I would gently kiss her on the forehead and then untie her.
RaisinSkin - cause your always in the shower.
Do a shot of tequila every time someone says "increase revenue" during a sales meeting.
He once climbed the Empire State Building and parachuted down only to have his parachute catch on top of the Statue of Liberty.
ROTFL Huh What!
TPBM's favorite sport is surfing the internet.
Dominate, definitely dominate!
Softly caress what was in front of me.
Poppet + HornyIrishman = Poppet's Horny!
Belch loudly whenever walking into your bosses office.
I've never met the lad but seems like a nice enough bloke.
I've never been in this situation so I can't honestly imagine what you are going through. I can offer a bit of advice, and the above contributors have all in my opinion given great advice. I can only say this to you, it may be a tad bit harsh. Your her husband, her protector, her confidant, her life's partner, her lover, and her friend. It's your responsibility no matter how severe the burden to shield her from harm: be it physical, or emotional. As most of the women have stated, the announcement should you go that route - is going to be devastating to her. I suggest you sincerely think of the pain, that the knowledge of twenty years of betrayal and lies, will inflict on her. Is it worth your feeling emotionally better about your deception?
I don't envy you in the slightest and truly wish you the ultimate in life.
I absolutely love it. One for the pleasure that it gives her and because it is tasty! I love eating pussy.