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hotairgasm
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 74
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Balloonmeister
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Balloonmeister
Natural, definitely Natural. Big, little, perky, saggy, melons, pears ..... Soft, squeezable, jiggly, suckable ... I love them all.
Balloonmeister
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I bought a used Corvair ...
"Dangerous at ANY speed", Ralph Nader
Balloonmeister
I'm a balloonist and you haven't had an ultimate orgasm until you have one up in a balloon. I call it an Airgasm. But Airgasm was already taken on another site I'm on so I added the "Hot".
Balloonmeister
For me it's not the first kiss or first fuck. I love the seduction. Kissing has almost become the same as a handshake. I love the moment when she first puts her hand on my crotch or allows me to touch hers. That is the moment when I know that the first fuck I, not a sure thing, at least very possible. That's the turn on for me.
Balloonmeister
In Praise Of Women Over 40
(This is often mistakenly attributed to Andy Rooney; it was actually written by Frank Kaiser, a columnist whose articles are syndicated to a variety of newspapers across the U.S.)
Ladies, As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it...
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her....
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not always reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize for all of us.
(This is often mistakenly attributed to Andy Rooney; it was actually written by Frank Kaiser, a columnist whose articles are syndicated to a variety of newspapers across the U.S.)
Ladies, As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it...
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her....
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not always reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize for all of us.
