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icecreamcandy
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I don't understand women who feel the need to wear layers and layers of makeup anyway.. let alone to places like the gym. I horse ride a lot and i see women at my yard wearing a full face of makeup.. I tend to wear very little.. If i wear any it will be mascara and occasionally a little foundation.. I tend to associate tons and tons of makeup as trying to hard (anyone in the UK seen The Only Way is Essex?)... Iv been told i don't need to wear it so i don't bother.. maybe im just lazy... oh well

Oh and racoons are cute silly
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Haha.. Love how some dudes assume just because you use a vibe you're not getting laid.. for me an orgasm via my vibrator is very different to an orgasm i can get from my bf. I have also managed to break 2 vibrators...they wern't overly cheap ones, but i might think about investing in a more expensive durable one when i get some spare cash silly
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A Clockwork Orange (The guys in white sitting down)
Withnail and I (The guy with the long coat and bags on his feet)
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Quote by LittleMissBitch
who the hell said it was for the guy? that can be done all for ones own self smile


Totally agree with LMB... I do it because i like it.. thats how it is....

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It depends on the relationship rules you have.. but to me it would be..the way i see it is... if you are happy with the person you are with, why would you do that in the first place????, and if you're not happy with the person you're with, why the hell are you with them??
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Isn't this the guy who complained after not getting any booty while his wife supposedly had cancer treatment or something of the sorts?

I wonder if Beckey sticks to her advice.


Yeah Dude you're right, it is the same guy.. you sure she hasn't lost her sex drive due to the cancer treatment???
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i can say i have literally never thought about...and now that i have i think ill have to pass...



Totally agree LMB


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I sleep on the right side of the bed.. always.. i have no idea why, but i always do if im in a double bed.
I am a very light sleeper, i cannot stand snoring or fidgiting in bed.. i will always wake the other person up if they are making too much noise I find if i sleep next to anyone i get too hot, so i tend to like my space. It's a body contact thing.. because i will always wrap myself in the covers like a little cacoon...but i do like to snuggle when i am awake

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I hope your GF makes a full recovery, but i agree.. you shouldn't care about not having had sex.. you should be more concerned about her health. The longest iv gone without sex is about a year or more. I think her health takes priority over your cock dude!
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Darkchallenger and i met on Lush back in March 2010.. started as friends and it grew from there. Planning our third meeting for later this year.
I am very much in love, so yes.. it is very possible to meet someone and fall in love on Lush
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I just love Beauty and the Beast.. it is my all time fav Disney movie..I always just wanted him to stay as the Beast though.. 2nd favourite is The Jungle Book.. i just love Shere Khan smile
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I LOVE chest hair now.. i didn't use to.. but i think its a major turn on.. Hairy back is a big no no though...

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People who say they wont do something again but do it anyway because they think you don't know they have done it... It's like they think you are stupid or something..


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Planning my holiday to America to go visit Darkchallenger! Can't wait! 6 weeks and counting

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I don't think it matters to be honest.. long as the younger person is legal. My bf is 25 years older than me, but we have so much in common. We get on really well and we just click. We don't tend to think about the age gap and quite often forget there is one because it doesn't bother us in anyway. You love who you love.. age is just a number

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Misery.. that film is so damn scary.. the book is worse though!
Also the Ring 1 and 2.. both horrible.. i hid under my coat through most of it.. im not a big fan of scary movies.
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It really depends if the guy suits it.. some men look really hot with beards, some guys just don't. I prefer my guy with a bit of stubble it makes him look yummy silly
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Sixteen inches, my current boyfriend.

Of course, cock size really doesn't matter ultimately, but it's certainly a good thing when the man is a bad lover! ^^;


SIXTEEN INCHES???
Yeah. :]


Wow.. that is truely amazing *cough* *cough*... thats a new world record girl! The biggest recorded thus far is only about 13.5...

I can only imagine what that does to your insides... not my thing at all..

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Because they think that all women think like many men do, which is that simply looking at pictures of their private parts will make us horny. It doesn't really work that way, but they don't understand that since they are not women. Not only that but they think that the bigger it appears, the more horny we will be. Basically, they think we look at penises the same way guys look at boobs: the bigger the better, and just seeing them does the trick.




what?? you dont fall into uncontrolled masturbation when you see a pic of big juicy fake cock Xuani??


hahahah you guys crack me up!!!

(wow.. just as i started typing this, some guy with a cock as his av started talking to me.. why do they think we want to stare at a cock pic as we have a convo??... CLOSE WINDOW)

Anyway.. I totally agree with Xuani here.. men are very visual and think because they get off on pics of genitals girls do too.. which in most cases is rubbish...I also agree with the fact that many of them are totally insecure and seek validation from strangers to make themselves feel better..

What really does baffle me, is the guys who seem to photo shop their cocks so they are so ridiculously huge and then try and state that they are real... I mean seriously.. if you actually got a boner with a cock that big, you would probably die because all the blood in your body would be needed to get your Johnson hard and all your vital organs would shut down.
Ok, yes i know iv read too much into it... but anyway…

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People on lush, that send you a friend request, they have no profile, a ghost for an avatar, and no pictures and you have never even said hello to one another. the first request isn't that bad but when they do it over and over, it gets me angry


Yeah what the fuck is with that??.. I had that today.. 5 damn requests in the space of about 10 mins!!! Also when they don't read your profile and it clearly says what you like and the fact you don't cyber...

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How often do u Masturbate? Most days

what is your record times in a day? I lost count but over 15

how long do you normaly last? Like Doll i can cum pretty quickly... so anything from about 2 mins to an hour

have you ever used a sex toy or a object? Yes, vibrator and i do use other things too.

Place you usually do it? Bedroom

How many fingers do you put? Put where? Inside me.. none.. clit usually 2 fingers

Do you like watch porn? Ermm.. sometimes

What kind of porn? Depends..

Has anyone caught you? Nope

Do you masturbated in a public place? Yes i have

What place? Library and work
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Totally agree with what Gypsy said here... it does get annoying, but iv got to the point now where i just make funny comments back to guys who ask me to comment on their schlong.
Once again totally agree with you Lady X and you seriously have a way with words! LOVE IT
If a guy is featuring pics of his flopper, especially with no real bio information or anything else, then I've got a pretty good idea what he's about, and probably won't waste my time. Also, and Gypsy really took care of this thorougly but I can't resist commenting myself, don't ask me what I think of your johnson, okay? It's a penis. It's probably ugly, and if it's big, you've probably spent all night on photoshop to fool us




haha
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Hairy chest and belly is kinda hot.. never used to like it but i do now. Hairy back is a no no no.. totally grosses me out. Trimmed down stairs is always good.. but shaved all off is a no no too.
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Quote by Just-SJ
Hell no. I don't find him attractive physically, and personally, he seems to be an arse.


Same.. totally agree..
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Hey there ladies,
I have to say there is an abundance of cock pictures on this site and so I figure it was time to ask.
Do you like it when a guys sends you pictures of his cock?


Again the answer to this is no. I used to get a lot of requests from guys asking me if i liked the pics of their cocks on their profile page.. i mean, seriously.. what am i suppose to say "oh yes, oh baby, yeah it makes me so horny".. Sorry but really NO. it does tend to be a make or break for me to be honest. If a dude has a pic of his cock they are not being added to my friends list. Plus many of the cock pics are fake anyway.. I do have to admit though, some of the pics i have seen have made me LOL, so thats a good thing.aCCytLJ3buFT3Pst

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Quote by LadyX
Yes, I love it. But I don't stop at sniffing dudes' genitals when I'm with them. I also went and bought the new fragrance by Prada, called "Cock'n'Balls".

Its sweet fungal aroma mixes perfectly with the smell of 3-day old sweat, traces of spermicide, and just the slightest hint of Chlamydia. It all wraps up into a wonderful bouquet of substandard male hygiene.

I strongly recommend it to all my fellow ladies!


Oh Miss X, that really made my day.. thank you so so much

And the answer to this question is NO!
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im 11inches in 4inches wide take alook at my pic iff ya wana see

Yeah, so i took a look dude. I have to say.. that is the worst photoshopped pic of a cock i have seen in a long long time..
It really made my day.. thanks

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