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iceman
Over 90 days ago
Male, 83
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The girl.... I'd have to be dead not to vote for her!
Yes, most definitely, I could pass... Hmmmm take in braille? Feel it to make sure of the question? Uh, where was I now? Oh, yes... I could pass. Pedal, Pedal, lookin good....
For me, I prefer boobs from AA to C. I've been with women of all sizes up to about EE and I'm not going to complain about them. I really do like the boobs to be in purportion to the height/weight of the woman.
If I notice my lady getting "puffy", then I'm really doing things right! I love it!!
I'm an "Up and to the Left" guy..... up slightly and left slightly....
It really doesn't matter which country you are in, men and women will cheat if that's their desire. Sometimes, getting caught is that challenging part they love. Both will also lie about cheating. I've been there, done that... And have been on both sides of the fence. I have been with a woman who was also cheating on her husband. Later in that relationship, our spouses met at a party. They eventually got together too. What goes around does in fact come back around.
Since all of my family and friends know I'm here on Lush a lot, I see no reason not to tell about being here to any friends who I might recognize. Although none have joined Lush... yet... some have visited as a guest to read stories. Those that have been here are amazed at all the lovely stories and have said they will join soon.
Shortly after I started masturbating, I saw some magazines of people fucking. I thought, what a wonderful conception! So, having a large teddybear, it wasn't long before my little cock was busy between "her" legs! (I had to change it to the "her"). I had to do some clean-up often.....




Some things girls might use, (besides those listed already):

Handle of a large screwdriver
Banana... both with skin on and off...
Golf club grip
Flashlight (Torch) (various sizes)
Broom handle


Rest in Peace, Captain Phil....
May you always have fair winds
and following seas....

From a retired sailor to another.
Several times I have read wonderful stories and wanted to give a great score. When I clicked the score button, it sort of "froze" and registered a low score. I haven't had any problems in the past, and it doesn't always happen. I just want the staff to be aware of a potential problem. I've told the authors what I wanted for their individual score, so they know. Has anybody else had this problem??
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Wondering why is it 8 shallow and 2 deep stroke.


According to her the shallow stroke is the most exciting moment as it rubs against the g-spot.


Lordy, Man! I certainly hope you're not complaining!! Just keep doing what she wants if it gives her a fantastic orgasm.... that should be your total goal! Never, ever leave a woman wanting and waiting for that release. Make them want you to stop so they can get their breath and rest. And, don't ever just jump up out of bed and leave her.... after-play is just as important as fore-play... (that is unless you need to pee, then she can hold it for you.... maybe write her name in the water)...hehehe!
I either, or both want to masturbate, then make it a part of your foreplay/afterplay! The only time I can see flying solo is when there is a significant separation, due to travel/illness. By making part of your total sex life can add spice to it. I love to masturbate for my girlfriend as well as watch her. I think there is nothing more beautiful than watching a woman masturbate and cumming! ((Hopefully, it will be about me))!
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Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your bum and see if it doesn't bring tears to your eyes.



It's a very bad condition known as "OPTIRECTALITIS"!

The drawstrings for the eyeballs get all crossed with the drawstrings on the asshole, and give that
person a shitty outlook on life.
Savanna, my Dear, I'd marry you in a nano second! I love your new attire!
She's a girl you could certainly fall in Love with!
Sure.... Why not. A library of stock pictures, with only one added per story, would be nice.
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Oh, yes....baby skunks can cut loose! While they don't do that often, if they get scared they certainly will. I had a skunk. Mom got him for me as a baby from a local rancher. We had him for a few weeks before taking him to a Vet to get "de-fumed". Pepi, as we named him... was a wonderful little pet who would use the doggie door to go outside and hunt for bugs and grubs. They also like some veggies. He seldom went to the bathroom inside the house and would go out in the evening to hunt for food. They do eat cat/dog food very well, especially wet. After a few hours of hunting, he would return home. Skunks are nocturnal and need to be trained to sleep at night, we never did and he had the run of the house. If you get one, enjoy....

Aw...that would be so cute! Hubby's resisting my desire for more pets, we have two cats and he says that's enough. I think maybe a pet raccoon, or a de-odorized skunk, or maybe a pet fox would be neat!


Well, if you do get one.... be sure to treat it with lots of TLC, as you would with any young pet. The more they are handled while young, the more they will "imprint" on you. They can and will wear a "cat" collar. They don't take well to a leash. I'm sure, if you search the internet, you can find clubs and such, or other people with skunk pet. Raccoons don't make good pets as far as I know. When picking up a skunk, I was told and taught to just use their tail, until the can just climb on you or your bed. They will curl up into a ball with their tail sort of over their head when sleeping..... So cute!
I know this is for the women, but... I'm a giver.... I can think of nothing more desirable to me than licking a woman to a wonderful orgasm... over, and over, and over! That's my goal.. to make her so satisfied and cum so much, she'll beg me to stop so she can rest and recover... and seeing the look of "totalness" in her eyes....
I think some of these have been posted before, but they are just so wonderful... I have to add them here....

















Quick! We need to get them under the cover of hands or mouth! Those lovelies need protection!!!
Communication! Don't be afraid to ask what she wants or doesn't want. Licking, humming, gentle biting are all good, but listen to her moans and sighs... and how her body is responding to what you are doing. These are all verbal and non-verbal types of communications, besides talking to her. You can also insert fingers into her pussy and anus... if that's acceptable to her, many women love it. Every woman responds differently and tastes different to some extent. Just as men can change the way their semen tastes by eating sweet fruits, etc., women can do the same to change the taste of her pussy.... You can also use strawberries... inserted into her and then licked and sucked back out.... YUMMY!
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Try a blindfold and some soft handcuffs or straps. If she's not into this, start slow and gentle. Her sensories should go into overload, not being able to tell where you are going to pleasure her next. If you want your play to move into more bdsm, you'll have to have that conversation with her, coming to agreements ahead of time. It's about respect and trust, at all times.


While I'm not into the BDSM scene, I do know some people that are. After having a few conversations with them, I found out that it's very important for you and her to have a code word. If spoken at any time, everything comes to a screeching halt, and it's over. Just be sure you and her have ground rules about what can be done and how far you can go, and follow them to the letter. Later, as things are accepted and rejected, you both will know if you want to proceed to bigger and better things.
Savanna.... you are a one of a kind lady. I know I haven't chatted with you much in the Lounge, but you're always on the spot to welcome me, and I truly appreciate that, as other people do also. I haven't been in there as much as I used to... been reading all the lovely stories... But, I'm going to make an effort to get back and do a little chatting soon....
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If he would just look up ,, He could get a bird's eye view


Hmmmm Looks like his right hand is about to get busy!!!