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iceman
Over 90 days ago
Male, 83
United States

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I think somebody needs to pull the stick/dick/dildo out of his ass!
I tend to use whichever hand is the "handiest".
which is both hands (sometimes at the same time!)
whenever masturbating or fingering a girl....

So, I guess I'm a "Switch Hander"
I love it!!

What is it that Forest Gump said?

"Stupid is, stupid does" ?? (I think that's it!)
While I don't believe there is any "right" time, whenever the opportunity comes about is fine with me.

I also really love to kiss my way down, over a girl's breasts, and nuzzel between her legs and
lick her awake...
While I'm usually a breast man, I'll always go for a
shaved snatch! However, I don't think I know of any
KFC's that carry it for sale, or do they!!
What a dumbass! This guy is only about 51 cards short of a full deck!

I guess that's from ramming his head against the end of the tub too many times!
You left off the third option of being neatly trimmed.

As a result, I had to check shaved. While there is nothing like a fully shaved and smooth girl, one that is nicely trimmed with short hair is acceptable to me.
I love them! While not really a cat person, kittens are always welcome.. and loved.....
Quote by clonjon
i have a fetish for stories where girls in sexy panties are involved. i have read all the stories about this topic that lush has to offer, are there any other sites that anyone knows of where i could find stories with panties involved or does anyone have any unposted stories they wouldnt mind sharing? also, i am looking for pics with girls in panties or doing something dirty with their panties, can anyone help me out? or am i the only one with this fetish, or at least talks about this fetish


I haven't seen any stories about sexy panties... I love them (the panties), and I really love it when girls in short skirts sit and flash them. There is a web site where women have pics posted in panties... they also sell panties that have been worn. I'll try to find it and pm you the link....
You forgot one for dating:

#Use your date's first name, not sis or brother....
It is really priceless! I've seen that happen so many times
when idiots park by hydrants!
The "EYES" have it for me! Always have, always will....
While the fashions are great and the inginuity (sp) of his show is great. I've never liked fashion shows. I really can't stand those "bean-pole" women, with essentially no figure at all. I'll never understand why the fashion industry doesn't use "real" women, showing the various sizes of clothing and how they look - say- on a "full figured" woman. I think their present models make many women and especially growing teens so very self concious about their bodies. They really need to get with it.
From my very biased point of view......

San Diego, California... America's Finest City..
it's a whole bunch of paradise!!
Quote by mercianknight
That is priceless. Just my style.

I think officer 355's cousin got a job over here in Hamilton.



I think his whole family live here in San Diego and work for
Parking Enforcement!!
Wow! Took the test, scored a whopping 10!

Huh? Does that mean I'm kinda normal??

I always thought I was a little kinky and weird!
For me, I'll always give the girl the option of continuing or going on to vaginal sex. I'll always give her at least 2-3 orgasms orally myself. After all, her satisfaction is much more important than my own.....
I'm just an average guy, 6-3/4" long and 1-3/4" shaft with a 2" mushroom
head. For those who want to see, check my profile....
I love it!! Guys... give your girl a shooter today!
Most places I know of, a man masturbating in public would be arrested, if not jumped and beat up first. It has absolutely no place on a nude beach unless hidden from view of others or totally alone. Get it out of sight or get off the beach!!