I remember when ships were made of wood and men were made of iron...............now it seems ships are made of iron and men are made of wood
Coffee.....Good morning world ?
Jack is back in his rightful position
Champagne ? It's over the yardarm.......live for the moment folks ?
I have never been to Iceland
Glenfiddich.......(yup, it may be early, but it's five o clock somewhere)
Patricia the Stripper.....Chris de Burgh
Stripping off right now......
A one way ticket to paradise...
In about ten minutes time....
Sorry Shipmate......I'm going below
How about a Sailor joining in...?
Smarties ?
Golf......or Crazy Golf
Alfred was a a bit of a geek who was on his way to a fancy dress party. He had been pressing the elevator button quite a few times and was thinking about walking down the five flights of stairs when he heard the elevator lurch and arrive at his floor. The doors opened and he saw ..........