Who knows what tomorrow will bring ? ?
Falkland Islands was a bit bit risky at times ...................but hey, a guy has to empty his tubes - right ?
Can I apply to be the fancy licker......?
Please...!
I'm a dog trainer in real life..............that's a fact Trinks xxx
Anyone know where lost property is.......? ?
Smartly dressed landlubber
Laid back and Key Wasted.......Jimmy Buffett
How much are fucking pants.....?
Psssssssttttt..........Who wants to see my Testimonials ? ?
Hi OTD .....Mmmmmmmmnnnnnn......very tasty x
And glancing below........❤️
Anyone want to buy a second hand umbrella .......?
Anyone know where I can get a scratching stick....?
Can someone scratch my starboard testicle.............please ?
See above.......for example, "The fuckin' fuckers fuckin' fucked"
The Stranger.....Billy Joel ❤️
Just live for today ......yes, we could all die tomorrow - that's why it so vital to squeeze every drop out of life each day. Live life to the limit and beyond ?
May I watch......?
I'll bring my brolly ☔️
Can I bring my umbrella .......Ella, Ella......?
The Chamber.....Lenny Kravitz (Anna, why do you frighten me...?)
Is it a deed poll...........(adopt Scottish accent here please) ?
Did someone mention gravy.........?
Anyone seen my umbrella ?
Bat out of Hell - meat loaf.........in a nice way, of course xxx
Can I hold the umbrella ......?
Where the cool, clear, sparkling.......
