......the difference between a large.......
Tinned mushrooms.............? how sad
Daddy was a bank robber......The Clash
Are ready to be plucked......
Snap...! Time to share a beer.
No muff too tough....I'm in xxxx
With a special lady in Kent
...Whipped by the hand of........
Yes........yes.................YES...!!!!!
Diving straight in.......?
To have a rummage around Kylie Minogue's knicker drawer.....
Running naked through Tesco's.....wearing a breathing apparatus (which she nicked from a bunch of jolly firemen, who were called out on a false alarm on Guy Fawkes night after her father (who used to work with me at Scotland Yard) got drunk on Japanese whisky).
Just listening to Bon Jovi.......Bed of Roses
Welcome to Lush......fancy a drink?
.....where the loud dogs were.......
Handyman at all Girls School....?
A very slow sensuous fuck....
By making false expense claims.....