I entered a blind masturbation contest yesterday.......... I don’t know where I came
According to my Fitbit.......I’ve masturbated for five miles
Ship’s fog horn........ very foggy out there this morning
Coffee.......lots of coffee
Stripping off right now......
When I was younger and in my prime, I used to masturbate all the time........but now I’m older and going grey, I only do it once a day.
and watermelons are good for
Which she only wears on....
Spur lash...........I’m in
Politely Fuck........hard
I literally can’t figure out what this thread is about.....
It’s me...........end of topic
Stuffed breast of lamb with new potatoes and salad..............just trying to decide which wine ?
Don’t worry about getting old........it’s a privilege denied to many.
Red wine.........first bottle lasted 20 minutes...........hope the next three last a lot longer, cheers ??
Ellie Brooks.........Lilac wine