Mmmmmmm.....can't help but notice lots of claret & blue panties xxxxx
Get locked in a walk-in Freezer.
Only if we can use silk and lots of baby oil
Mmmmmmnnnnn....Bobbie - you know my answer xxxx
Another pair of shoes with outrageous heels ....xxx
A Lush friend is making me Smile ?
Hong Kong.......was just crazy.........!!!!
Now that we have you two locked up in a cell ...........oops, Rum Ration time.
I'll be back in a few mins ?
Oops...my fault Ginge. Diving in too fast without reading things properly.
I am now in the naughty corner
Is there any other way to sleep...?
Mouldy Old Dough......Lt Pigeon
Ed Banger and the nose bleeds ??
Kiera is a classy lady who drinks Earl Grey. She also enjoys tea x
If Orange is the new Black....does that mean if you are snookered on the Pink, you need to go for the Brown ?
Errrrr........I sometimes find snacks in my bushy beard (but I secretly hide them there, cause I know I will be hungry later).
You know how you tease me leaving love notes for me in your pantie drawer x
Just off to the dig my No1 uniform out of the loft.
Usual place, just tucked inside my rib cage, pumping away quite happily x
I remember when I chased this young tart up the Old Kent Road one Thursday afternoon.
Merchant Navy .....! Gadzooks.......I'll have you for slander!!, my goodness, (pass the rum, sweetie).....Royal Navy if you don't mind, thank you very much.
Young whippersnappers need a damn good spanking !
No 3 Dannie...?
1. I've met the pope
2. I've met a few members of the Royal Family
3. I've masturbated in a church in front of someone
4. I've got quite a few medals
