Yes....perhaps we could discuss the Black Art of Survival in Scouse-land...?
Complete with those Golden Balls.
Terrific
Anal
Naughty
Lick
India
Nautical
Exceeding
Sexy
Monkey Butt
Imagine sand-paper in the bottom of a budgies cage......
Let's hope so......the less people know - the better!
Operation Monkey-Butt cover blown.......
Someone knows about Operation Monkey Butt ..........
Get on your knees...now !
Crikey...you may have blown our cover....quick ! Pass the instructions....
No one knows about "monkey butt" that is classified !
Damn K - you have fast fingers
C-3045 used to be a Priest
My false teeth........damn, now my glass eye has just popped out
She knows who she is - get well soon darling x
Ding Dong.....Very naughty and - perfect x
Shop assistant...in an Adult Sore ?
Lucy ....you Rock ! Make sure you pack your whip x
⚽️ now that England are back in UK, Roy Hodgson has set up a friendly match for the England team against Iceland to try and cheer the fans up.
If they win that game, the'll play Tesco next Saturday and Asda on Wednesday ?
(In house joke for us Brits!)
I used to be a bit of a slut in my younger days (providing they had a heart beat....I would fuck them - whoever they may be male or female).
Been happily married / settled down, but beginning to need to scratch that itch .....(no jokes here please - I'm British, with more than a stiff upper lip) ?
Stripping off right now.....
Louis Suarez ....seemed very hungry during tonight's game ! ?
3 match ban for him I reckon !
As for England .....Luce over to you.
For squeezing a whole bottle of fairy liquid into the fountains in Trafalgar Square....
Cool daddy - you beat me to it !
Windy City is party town
Fun is Chatting and Stroking
Bobbie sells the cherry pips to the cherry-pip man in the Blue Oyster bar...where she can often be found drinking Elderberry wine.
