Such a hard question. May have to spend time thinking about it.
Ying Yang Position.......so difficult OMG
I pictured myself with a luscious person......quite an image !
Any port in a storm.....! Correct
It's like looking in a mirror!
A grape. Peeled of course.
Our fucking machine back at my () master's home.
Gulp.......what is his name?
MuffinMan........do I know you ?
HolyMoly.......someone's locked in my bedroom...?
But my bedroom doesn't have a lock
Are you putting it in the correct hole...?
2 girls in a bar in Manila......damn, can't remember their names, wow.....what a night !
Penguins are nice........but I couldn't eat two
My wife once got changed in the car when driving down the motorway. She had on her business suit (skirt & jacket) and got changed into jeans & jumper.
I was SO turned on by the thrill of a truck driver looking down as she was wriggling into her jeans.
I wanted to add beans and tomatoes......but got to think of the waistline ☺️
I like my bacon with scrambled eggs, toast, mushrooms, sausage, hash browns, black pudding.....and lashings of coffee ☕️
I didn't realise pubic hair had gone somewhere.
Laugh.......? I nearly wet myself !
Vodka, Tia Maria & Coke ......cheers !
