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The kind of true love that makes you ache in your bones for someone geographically far away, all mixed up with dizzying lust? Yes, it can definitely happen on Lush!
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jollylolly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United States
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Quote by Poppet
It's not a choice and even if it was, I'm sure those who are gay and lesbian would still be. It's just who they are.
I agree. I am straight, but there are a couple of girlfriends of mine i would've happily turned lesbian for if given the choice! I have only ever sexually desired men, these basic primal urges can't be fooled can they?
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The one I have the most intense connection with you silly goose. Or like CurlyGirly said the one with the biggest dick. Whichever.
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Take one of her necklaces, feel bad about it, gift her mine.
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A German prince?
Oops was too slow. Person above me: Emperor of Bedonia?
Oops was too slow. Person above me: Emperor of Bedonia?
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Quote by txman73
The cemetery where Lee Harry Oswald is buried. That woman had a bit of a dark side.
Hahaha! I've had sex in a cemetery, but not that one. It would be a cool thing to do with a certain out of town visitor, now that you mention it.
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Quote by nicola
A friend of mine takes Spirulina every day.
Apparently it's one of the few foods in the world, which alone, can sustain human life: http://www.livestrong.com/article/546641-can-live-spirulina/
Yum!
The downside, it tastes like swamp. The pure stuff is the best, they add fillers to the tablets.
I think swamp would taste better than spirulina. I bought some to add to my green smoothies, but it's completely unpalatable to me. It's been shoved into a dark corner of my pantry, giving me a tiny twinge of guilt every time I see it and don't use it. Anybody want a nearly full jar of spirulina powder?
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If you are an exhibitionist you never worry about running out of clean laundry. Exhibitionists only worry about...
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You can chase vodka with leftover Halloween candy btw. M&Ms are good. 
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Quote by MamaNeeds2Cum
Didn't realize this mattered.. but apparently everyone assumes HE is the breadwinner. My husband is a SAHD. I am the sole breadwinner for our family of six.
Ah! This makes things clearer. I'm a sahm, and it can be lonely and isolating without a network of other grownups to socialize with. There are Moms Clubs all over the place, maybe he could join one of those? Surely they'd allow dads, as sahds are becoming way more common. Or he could use it as a way to trawl for potential wives?
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He wants unpaid laborers at home, who would also work and give up their earnings to support the household? This is a pretty cockeyed scheme he has. I wouldn't waste my time considering this if i were you. Are you Mormons?
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Quote by GingerKitty
I declare this day... Rolling pin day. Use a rolling pin today, bake something, wallop your favourite child with it, even declare your love for it, name it and marry it. Just do something involving a rolling pin. Oh and take the day off work and if anyone gives you jip about it, hit them about the nut with the rolling pin.
I just picked a random page of the random thread and found this.
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You ate loudly while on the phone with me. Prepare to die.vvFPgzehDVzeNTfy
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Quote by Nikki703
How about if he was to fart in your coffee? HAHA
I think he deserves it. 
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No. I have worked as a waitress before, so I treat servers as I would any other working professional. I'm sure your waiters enjoy it though. 
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There are a lot of series in my To Be Watched Soon pile, but my current top 5 obsessions are:
Sherlock
Downton Abbey
Dr. Who
Game of Thrones
Anything Gordon Ramsay
Sherlock
Downton Abbey
Dr. Who
Game of Thrones
Anything Gordon Ramsay
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I thought it was my destiny to marry Joe Strummer, but he died before I even met him, so no I don't believe in destiny anymore. Imho, there is no grand plan for our lives.
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Oh come now. I think all you ladies would fart on your own clits if you could.
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Quote by Shylass
Sadly, not on my personal account, no! We don't all have such open-minded family and friends, I'm afraid.
Same here. And some of my FB friends are the moms of my daughters' friends. I'd rather they didn't find out about my lush habit. Sorry, Lush!
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Quote by LusciousLola
Pizza, I'll have to try that..
For me it was picks of the cowardly lion getting anal beads pulled out of his a**
*Deletes google search history*
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It's nobody's business that I just masturbated to pics of homemade pizza cooked in an outdoor wood burning oven.
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I like guys who aren't constantly, completely image obsessed, but who are open to my sartorial suggestions. But I'd likely never be attracted to a guy who went out in public wearing a mesh shirt and jorts, and I don't understand guys who aren't train engineers or farmers wearing overalls.
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Quote by doctorlove
What is it that you do that might make you crazy?
Read your questions and forum posts, then worry about your mental health. It's crazy, I know.
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Quote by Jessica_Heart
THIS.......OMG, tissue please....
Yes
