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jollylolly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United States
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He seems like a fun, likeable guy. And very prolific too! (:
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I love the way my cat licks her chops when she's done eating. I think I'll start doing that too, or would it be too weird?
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"How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious."
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Hugs are a dangerous gateway touch that can lead to all sorts of other inappropriate touching and groping.
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Oh sure, we ladies never tire of getting graded on our boobs & ass!
But seriously, what Shylass said.
But seriously, what Shylass said.
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Sitting neath this tree
Waiting for the sinful fruit
To rain down on me
Waiting for the sinful fruit
To rain down on me
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I miss train stations
Dandelions and musings
Of a chatterbox
Dandelions and musings
Of a chatterbox
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I've always hadca fondness for skaterboys (:
Lords of Dogtown & Krush Groove!
Lords of Dogtown & Krush Groove!
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Quote by LadyX
I was really surprised how "into it" I got; I watched it each day, time permitting. So proud of the USA, a record haul for gold medals and total medals!
Also, big congrats to the Jamaican sprinters. In the fantasy where I get a "5 celebrity free pass" list, four of the five will be comprised of the Jamaican 4x100 relay team.
Yes, those Jamaicans are highly fuckable people.
I saw this photo today, it made me happy.
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I think he has excellent taste in music, movies, and books. Except for his refusal to read the badass BRONTES, tsk tsk.
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I wouldn't say Europe is all that tolerant we British didn't have sex of any kind before 1960.
I'd like to award you a gold thingy for your forum posts today.
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Ohemgee, gals and guys who write "Don't add me as a friend unless you're hot" on your profiles! Thanks for letting the rest of us know how shallow & unattractive you are!
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Fall is absolute bliss to me, I'm longing for it already. Only 47 more days in August!!!
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I haven't had a crazy dream in a while, but I find it fascinating when I do. It may sound flaky, but I have a dream journal that I write my odder dreams in. They are so very fleeting, but when I go back and read what I've written I can sometimes catch those very bizarre images that my brain has stored away. I agree with Gurlyboy, you should write it out, find creative inspiration from it!
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Look Lolly, I have to try and stop you from this Tupperware thingy. DO NOT approach a Tupperware lady without being fore armed!
Remember to tell her YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A TUPPERWARE PARTY!!!
NO YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A TUPPERWARE PARTY! OK? TRUST ME ON THIS!!!!
Tell her NO YOU DON'T KNOW ENOUGH PPL TO HAVE A TUPPERWARE PARTY.
whatever she asks you just say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
These tupperware ladies are a branch of the underworld, secret sales tactics, holding pretty little trinket sized pieces of tupperware under your nose tempting you.
I would advise you to go to your closest department store and buy a different brand. It's cheaper in the long run. Believe me!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
This was my exact response to the neighbor who asked me to have a MARY KAY party for her, lol! After speaking to her twice!!
I think I'd rather call it a TUPPERWARE GANG! Badass uniforms, roller derby nights, and weekly orgies!!
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Quote by Gurlyboy
No entrails? I could supply you with some good ones, also some Russian Dolls (though they scare the crap out of me)
I have 3 full sets and a few random singles!! I've always been fascinated with them.zcI8gYaQAJckFs86
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Eugh tough one, but Wuthering heights probably has to be my favourite
Mine too! Oh Heathcliff
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His bio made me smile. Plus he's written a story, I shall read it!
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I really like putting little things into slightly bigger things, then putting those things into some other container...i think tupperware could really feed my storing bits and pieces in containers mania. But I have no entrails...?
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Ha! That was excellent! We're living in a post-50 Shades era :-)