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Seems happy to do his own thing. Doesn't give a crap what others think.
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julie_slink
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 32
0 miles · Fort Worth
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Personally, I can't sell it. There's no way for me to call my wife a dirty little cum slut (or whatever) without both of us bursting into laughter.
You should be able to laugh during sex and not take it too seriously, that's great imo.
I should not have used the word "sell" because that implies that you have to convince your partner that what you have is worth buying. Dirty talk should be whatever feels natural to you. I can tell immediately if there is a script running because the words inevitably sound forced and unnatural, which is obviously not sexy. The best dirty talkers just don't give a shit and say whatever pops into their head at even given moment. This may be vulgar, raunchy, weird, dirty, sweet, horny, kinky, or any combination of the above.
One guy might talk about how sexy I look with a cock in my mouth, how good my lips and tongue feel, describe sensations, and make me imagine what he's going to do to me next.
Another may be rougher, grunt and growl more, fewer words, more physicality. Then, when they do call me a slut, whore, etc., its fucking hot because in that moment, I am a filthy slut.
For me, both scenarios are super hot because when they are comfortable and real, then I can relax and let myself go. Authenticity is a major turn-on, and for me, results in a way harder orgasm.
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This is Huntington Beach State Park in South Carolina. It's about a 15 minute drive south from Dirty Myrtle. Totally worth the drive if you're in the area.
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Ant-Man and the Wasp. Toddler-sized Paul Rudd was definitely the highlight of the movie for me.
Fallen Kingdom was a hot mess, but I still thought it was entertaining.
A Quiet Place was very, very good, but it might lose some of its impact watching at home. I'm so glad I saw it in the theater. Everyone was super quiet and then when the movie got loud they would start frantically munching their food.
I really want to see Eighth Grade, Sicario 2, and Sorry to Bother You.
Fallen Kingdom was a hot mess, but I still thought it was entertaining.
A Quiet Place was very, very good, but it might lose some of its impact watching at home. I'm so glad I saw it in the theater. Everyone was super quiet and then when the movie got loud they would start frantically munching their food.
I really want to see Eighth Grade, Sicario 2, and Sorry to Bother You.
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There once was a red-headed lass
Who drank like a fish and smoked grass
Then one night on a dare
Some bloke came in her hair
So now she takes dick up the ass
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Who drank like a fish and smoked grass
Then one night on a dare
Some bloke came in her hair
So now she takes dick up the ass
#49
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I know very little about anything, but I do know this: if you can live your life without an audience, you should do it.
-Bo Burnham
-Bo Burnham
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All of the above? Mostly moaning though. I only ever scream if it's a ridiculously intense orgasm.
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The average penis length is 5.5 inches. The average penis length of a man who Googles "average penis length" is 3.5 inches.
-Bo Burnham
-Bo Burnham
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Swimming and hiking are my favorites, but when I actually take my ass to the gym, I usually spin or jog. Morning sex, yoga, or weight lifting pretty much guarantee I will feel fantastic all day.
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Cologne on Men: Usher Black and Acqua Di Gio.
Perfume: Burberry Brit and Marc Jacobs Daisy
Sweat and Sex
Leather
Pipe Tobacco
Fresh Shampooed Hair
The Ocean
The Ozone Smell after a Spring/Summer Rain
Mint
Italian Herbs (Oregano, Basil, Thyme)
Coffee
Red Wine
Stew/Pot Roast in the Crock Pot
Popcorn at the Movies
Perfume: Burberry Brit and Marc Jacobs Daisy
Sweat and Sex
Leather
Pipe Tobacco
Fresh Shampooed Hair
The Ocean
The Ozone Smell after a Spring/Summer Rain
Mint
Italian Herbs (Oregano, Basil, Thyme)
Coffee
Red Wine
Stew/Pot Roast in the Crock Pot
Popcorn at the Movies