Congrats to the winners. I especially love naughtyannie's story!
If I had a dick, I'd tell you to suck it!
"Precop" on Urban Dictionary.
Online I seem to mostly attract younger guys that wear some sort of uniform to work. Most of them are very nice, smart and funny.
In real life, I attract mainly professional men--doctors, lawyers, accountants, journalists--most of them older. They are all handsome, successful and very smart.
The common denominator between both sets - they are all MARRIED.
Those lush members that pass judgment on married people for cheating/chatting then turn around and cyber-fuck every married individual they can get their skanky hands on.
"That's just wrong right there."
Do you have a little trick that you use to make your "adult" playtime (online and/or in real life) better or more effective? I'm curious and would love to hear some awesome new tricks to try.
I just learned this one from a friend - To protect it from water damage, put your cell phone in a Ziploc baggie when you're in the shower or tub for sexy wet sexting, videos, and photo shoots.
Since I'm having a hormonal day of rage, "Back off!"
I've been saying "Fuck it!" a lot lately.
Random online messages from people I've never talked to like this; "hey sexy lady, hru? i'm so hard right now. wanna help me cum?"
addendum: PICTURE COLLECTORS <- guys that scour Lush and befriend women simply to see and collect naughty photos.
What's your "Phrase of the Day"?
Today, my favorite phrase to use is, "Shut your ass."
"Darling." For some reason, this just rubs me so wrong.
Sybianing; long distance, individual, and team events of course.
