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lafayettemister
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · New Orleans

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I'll just throw it out there. Any woman that wants more views, PM me a topless picture of yourself and I'll view your page everyday between now and the end of the competition. I'm only trying to help, i'll get no pleasure out of it at all.
Being honest doesn't absolve anyone of any consequences of their honesty.

If a man cheats on his wife and she asks him about it, and he is honest and admits it's true, chances are she's going to dump him.

If a devoutly religious man meets a wonderful woman and she honestly tells him that she's been with 200 men, he may move on to find another woman more suited to his needs in a woman.

If a woman asks a man who she's just recently started dating, "have you ever hit a woman?" and he answers "yes", she'll get out of the relationship immediately.

Honesty is a good thing, but it doesn't just wipe the slate clean or exempt the asker from having feelings/emotions about what's answered.
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Alrighty then....another Old Fart enters the fray...

Generally I call it 'pop'. First choice is Diet Coke. Second choice is diet pop. After that since beggars can't be choosers whatevers available.


Lol, Old Fart? You quote me on something I said 15 months ago, and call me old? Lol. Where I come from only old farts call it pop, but thanks for the laugh this morning.

I'm off to make my morning cup of coffee. Now, where did I put my walker? Oh there it is, right next to the oxygen tank. Whew, I'm exhausted. Should I take some Geritol or take a nap?
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all i was asking is for you guys that think the grass is greener some where else ....to try to fix what you have ....she was once some one you couldnt live with out ......now she is some one you want to live with out ...try to fix it ....lot better for kids ...und cheaper then divorce..
remember ........you did tell her you loved her ........und just so you 'll know ..sex with one girl isnt that different from sex with another ....go talk to her ...win her back ....you ......kan change your life ......you kan try!!!!!!!


Guys aren't the only ones that cheat, women do too. Maybe what needs to be fixed is something the wife needs to do, or they need to do together, and unless both partners agree that something NEEDS to be fixed, one person will never succeed in fixing anything. Maybe HE was once someone SHE couldn't live without.

She also said she loves him. And to be completely honest, cheating is rarely just about sex. It goes wayyy deeper than that. Sex is the physical behavior acted out to try to gain back some of the other things that have been lost. Affection, passion, desire, respect (strangely enough), commonality... all these things, if missing at home, can be temporarily regained via new sex with a new partner. Albeit short lived and ultimately more destructive.

Maybe she doesn't want to be won back. Maybe she needs to win him back. Maybe he hasn't changed, but she has.. for the worse. Maybe SHE needs to change?

Failed marriages are about way more than men being douchebags. Some of us are but some men aren't. This smacks of double standard that says all failed marriages are the fault of husbands and alleviates all wives of any responsibility.

There are dozens of ways a person can break the heart and spirit of his/her spouse that don't involve fucking someone else.
I'm glad I live in a hot and humid southern state. No pants in winter? Yikes. Shrinkage is going to be a major issue during winter.

And holy fuck!? I'm going to have to find some kind of online grade school for my kids, no way their going to school to be taught by bottomless teachers.

Ewwww, no more restaurant eating either, pantless chefs ruins my appetite.

Guess I'll have to do my shopping online too. Have you seen the people of Walmart? Now, imagine them all half naked. Shudders.

It could save male doctors money on tongue depressors, "open up and stick out your tongue. good. say 'ahhhh'".
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actually, cucumbers are my go to vegetable for Masturbating


That's only partially true and you know it! You used cucumber for the front door but prefer eggplant for the back door. Don't even try to deny it either!!
Baseball baseball baseball, who's on first, what's on second, i don't know is on third.
I don't have any brothers, but if I did I'd respond the same way as WMM.

There are other kinds of sisters-in-law.

Your wife's sister... that's fucked up.
Your wife's brother's wife... yeah, that's fucked up too.
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Hell yeah! They are mandatory at my sleepovers. My usual itinerary is as follows:



Of course, there are always plenty of cocktails, and we always order a pizza, so we can all have sex with and share the pizza deliveryman. Sometimes the pizza deliveryman is just LM doing a bit of role play for us, but he really seems to enjoy that tip.

The sleepovers really are a great time, just ask Maz, KG, Ginger, and Nikki!



(P.S. Never in my life has a naked pillow fight spontaneously erupted at a sleepover.)



Yeah, and CG, Maz, KG, Ginger, and Nikki enjoy the whole shaft plus tip.

Lol, CG ALWAYS plans out her naked pillow fights very meticulously. First one to hit another sleepover guest hard enough to knock the cucumber out of her cooch wins a prize.
Men and women are different. Their bodies are different, their minds are different, their physiology is different. I can't say anything about the cold shoulder you've gotten, I don't know why that's happened or what's caused it.

However.....


Men tend to internalize things, it's how we cope. If I'd been having sex for an hour, even if it was highly enjoyable and intimate between my partner and I, I'd still be very annoyed if I didnt' cum. I wouldn't be mad at her, or hold her responible, but I'd be mad at the situation and myself. Yes, women don't always cum. But our bodies are different. If a man has cum his entire life and then suddenly he can't, he's not going to just be able to accept it right away.

It's like being constipated, you know you got something that needs to come out but it won't. Frustration. lol When we're annoyed of frustrated, we get quiet and go into our own heads to try to figure it out.
She has two dildos. "Greased Lighting" is the small one built for speed. "Lafayettemister" is HUGE and build for depth and girth. LOL
Trinket has masturbated to the movie GREASE, 1000 times. Her dildo is nicknamed "Greased Lightning".