I'll just throw it out there. Any woman that wants more views, PM me a topless picture of yourself and I'll view your page everyday between now and the end of the competition. I'm only trying to help, i'll get no pleasure out of it at all.
Fuck and suck... rinse and repeat. lol
Being honest doesn't absolve anyone of any consequences of their honesty.
If a man cheats on his wife and she asks him about it, and he is honest and admits it's true, chances are she's going to dump him.
If a devoutly religious man meets a wonderful woman and she honestly tells him that she's been with 200 men, he may move on to find another woman more suited to his needs in a woman.
If a woman asks a man who she's just recently started dating, "have you ever hit a woman?" and he answers "yes", she'll get out of the relationship immediately.
Honesty is a good thing, but it doesn't just wipe the slate clean or exempt the asker from having feelings/emotions about what's answered.
Call KG over to take care of her. I'll just sit back and watch.
Woohooo... me and KG, naked. Good times.
I'm not even sure I know. It's been at least 2 months, probably 3.
I'm glad I live in a hot and humid southern state. No pants in winter? Yikes. Shrinkage is going to be a major issue during winter.
And holy fuck!? I'm going to have to find some kind of online grade school for my kids, no way their going to school to be taught by bottomless teachers.
Ewwww, no more restaurant eating either, pantless chefs ruins my appetite.
Guess I'll have to do my shopping online too. Have you seen the people of Walmart? Now, imagine them all half naked. Shudders.
It could save male doctors money on tongue depressors, "open up and stick out your tongue. good. say 'ahhhh'".
Baseball baseball baseball, who's on first, what's on second, i don't know is on third.
I don't have any brothers, but if I did I'd respond the same way as WMM.
There are other kinds of sisters-in-law.
Your wife's sister... that's fucked up.
Your wife's brother's wife... yeah, that's fucked up too.
How about some pineapple?
With her ankles pinned behind her ears. lol
Men and women are different. Their bodies are different, their minds are different, their physiology is different. I can't say anything about the cold shoulder you've gotten, I don't know why that's happened or what's caused it.
However.....
Men tend to internalize things, it's how we cope. If I'd been having sex for an hour, even if it was highly enjoyable and intimate between my partner and I, I'd still be very annoyed if I didnt' cum. I wouldn't be mad at her, or hold her responible, but I'd be mad at the situation and myself. Yes, women don't always cum. But our bodies are different. If a man has cum his entire life and then suddenly he can't, he's not going to just be able to accept it right away.
It's like being constipated, you know you got something that needs to come out but it won't. Frustration. lol When we're annoyed of frustrated, we get quiet and go into our own heads to try to figure it out.
Turn her wings into horns.
She has two dildos. "Greased Lighting" is the small one built for speed. "Lafayettemister" is HUGE and build for depth and girth. LOL
Trinket has masturbated to the movie GREASE, 1000 times. Her dildo is nicknamed "Greased Lightning".
Kiss those succulent looking lips.