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Quote by sprite
be advised that we don't come cheap. ;)
No kidding. I had to buy you the whole Disney Princess movie set to get you to cum. Sheesh
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I've noticed with the new avi private message/black box that whenever I click "reply", my screen will automatically jump back up to the top of the page. It's quite annoying to be typing in forum or reading, stop to click reply to a message, and have to scroll back down to find where you were in a story or thread. I've talked to a couple people, it isn't happening to everyone. One of them didn't have the same issue, one of them did. Thanks Gav. Love all the new updates and toys.
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Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen's 'mood-altering chemicals'.
The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.
It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants.
The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.Semen contains another of chemicals along with spermatozoa, including cortisol, which is known to increase affection, estrone, which elevates mood and oxytocin, which also elevates mood.
It also contains thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant), melatonin (a sleep-inducing agent), and even serotonin (perhaps the best-known antidepressant neurotransmitter).
Given these ingredients - and this is just a small sample of the mind-altering 'drugs' found in human semen - Researchers Gallup and Burch, along with the psychologist Steven Platek, hypothesised that women having unprotected sex should be less depressed than suitable control participants.
Does having sex make women more fertile? Semen found to trigger ovulation
To investigate whether semen has antidepressant effects, the authors rounded up 293 college females from the university's Albany campus, who agreed to fill out an anonymous questionnaire about various aspects of their sex lives.
'THE BENEFITS OF SEMEN'
Other recent findings from Gallup’s laboratory suggest that semen-exposed women perform better on concentration and cognitive tasks and that women’s bodies can detect 'foreign' semen that differs from their long-term or recurrent sexual partner’s signature semen. They suggest the ability to detect foreign sources is an evolved system that often leads to unsuccessful pregnancies - via greater risk of preeclampsia - because it signals a disinvested male partner who is not as likely to provide for the offspring.
Their findings also suggest that women who have unprotected sex with their partners - and therefore are getting regularly inseminated by them - experience more significant depression on breaking up with these men than those who were not as regularly exposed to an ex’s semen, and that they also go on the rebound faster in seeking new sexual partners.
Recent sexual activity without condoms was used as an indirect measure of seminal plasma circulating in the woman’s body.
Each participant also completed the Beck Depression Inventory, a commonly used clinical measure of depressive symptoms.
The most significant findings from this study, published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, were that, even after adjusting for frequency of sexual intercourse, women who engaged in sex and 'never' used condoms showed significantly fewer depressive symptoms than did those who 'usually' or 'always' used condoms.
Importantly, these chronically condom-less, sexually active women also evidenced fewer depressive symptoms than did those who abstained from sex altogether.
By contrast, sexually active heterosexual women, including self-described 'promiscuous' women, who used condoms were just as depressed as those practicing total abstinence.
The research suggests it is not just that women who are having sex are simply happier, but that happiness levels might be related to the quantity of semen within their body.
Blowjobs prevent pre-eclampsia
Ingesting semen of impregnator is cure for morning sickness
Drink up ladies!
The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.
It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants.
The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.Semen contains another of chemicals along with spermatozoa, including cortisol, which is known to increase affection, estrone, which elevates mood and oxytocin, which also elevates mood.
It also contains thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant), melatonin (a sleep-inducing agent), and even serotonin (perhaps the best-known antidepressant neurotransmitter).
Given these ingredients - and this is just a small sample of the mind-altering 'drugs' found in human semen - Researchers Gallup and Burch, along with the psychologist Steven Platek, hypothesised that women having unprotected sex should be less depressed than suitable control participants.
Does having sex make women more fertile? Semen found to trigger ovulation
To investigate whether semen has antidepressant effects, the authors rounded up 293 college females from the university's Albany campus, who agreed to fill out an anonymous questionnaire about various aspects of their sex lives.
'THE BENEFITS OF SEMEN'
Other recent findings from Gallup’s laboratory suggest that semen-exposed women perform better on concentration and cognitive tasks and that women’s bodies can detect 'foreign' semen that differs from their long-term or recurrent sexual partner’s signature semen. They suggest the ability to detect foreign sources is an evolved system that often leads to unsuccessful pregnancies - via greater risk of preeclampsia - because it signals a disinvested male partner who is not as likely to provide for the offspring.
Their findings also suggest that women who have unprotected sex with their partners - and therefore are getting regularly inseminated by them - experience more significant depression on breaking up with these men than those who were not as regularly exposed to an ex’s semen, and that they also go on the rebound faster in seeking new sexual partners.
Recent sexual activity without condoms was used as an indirect measure of seminal plasma circulating in the woman’s body.
Each participant also completed the Beck Depression Inventory, a commonly used clinical measure of depressive symptoms.
The most significant findings from this study, published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, were that, even after adjusting for frequency of sexual intercourse, women who engaged in sex and 'never' used condoms showed significantly fewer depressive symptoms than did those who 'usually' or 'always' used condoms.
Importantly, these chronically condom-less, sexually active women also evidenced fewer depressive symptoms than did those who abstained from sex altogether.
By contrast, sexually active heterosexual women, including self-described 'promiscuous' women, who used condoms were just as depressed as those practicing total abstinence.
The research suggests it is not just that women who are having sex are simply happier, but that happiness levels might be related to the quantity of semen within their body.
Blowjobs prevent pre-eclampsia
Ingesting semen of impregnator is cure for morning sickness
Drink up ladies!
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Sometimes, it depends on the person posting the pics.
Check out their profile and stories and what people post on there.
If it's fairly tame stuff, then err on the side of caution.
If it's not, then I'd say be respectful, but tell them what you think.
This is a sex stories site. Some can do better than "Insert A into Slot B". And some can't.
If Slot B is what I think it is, then I'm ready to insert A.
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Quote by adele
I do have something to say about this particular "rule". Men need it up for only half of what they do. they need it down for the other half, where women need it down ALL the time. So that means 75% of the time, it needs to be DOWN, not up! Isn't there something about majority rules? Plus have you ever taken a black light to a dark bathroom where the seat is left up every time it is flushed. Once you do, you will not only put the seat down, but the lid as well. Try it if you don't believe me!
Lol. My #1 to #2 ratio isn't 50/50. Maybe 80/20 or 90/10.
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I tried changing users. The virus prevents me from changing anything in the system as if I'm not the administrator. I can restart the whole system but I'll lose my work program, it's a piece of junk but it gets the job done. One tech already was flustered by it as he couldn't fix it. Another I spoke to on the phone and he knows what it is, says it's fixable but takes time.
LX... but I LOVE tentacle porn. Nothing gets the juices flowing like it.
LX... but I LOVE tentacle porn. Nothing gets the juices flowing like it.
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Wednesday my computer was infected with a hideous virus. I was gone at the time and my asst called me that the screen was full of pop-ups. When I got back to the office I tried to fix the problem. So far, nothing has worked. I do have an internet connection, speed test has been done and it's working "normally". But it's not. Slllllooooowwwww. Pages with images or graphics take forever to load, imagine 1990's AOL dial-up speeds.
It seems to have specifically targeted google. Google normally knows what you're typing before you get done, not anymore. When I type the whole thing and hit enter it will find links, slowly. However any link I click, to verified sites, will take me to a spam site for home mortgages.
The virus is tricky. It got thourgh SpyBot, Malewarebytes Anti-Maleware, and AVG anti virus. Ran a scan with all three and no threats were found.
Downloaded a newer version of SpyBot and scanned, it found 12 threats. When I fixed issues, not much happened. No logs, no progress, nothing. The program shut itself down, when I reopened SpyBot it would not even open again. "The Procedure entry point blah blah blah... could not be located in the dynamic link library...."
Both Internet Explorer and Google Chrome have been infected.
Anyone got any suggestions? I have cable internet and it's always been instanteously fast. Now having to wait 10-15 seconds for a page to load seems like an eternity.
edit... the virus also has stopped the Lush black box indicator sound too
It seems to have specifically targeted google. Google normally knows what you're typing before you get done, not anymore. When I type the whole thing and hit enter it will find links, slowly. However any link I click, to verified sites, will take me to a spam site for home mortgages.
The virus is tricky. It got thourgh SpyBot, Malewarebytes Anti-Maleware, and AVG anti virus. Ran a scan with all three and no threats were found.
Downloaded a newer version of SpyBot and scanned, it found 12 threats. When I fixed issues, not much happened. No logs, no progress, nothing. The program shut itself down, when I reopened SpyBot it would not even open again. "The Procedure entry point blah blah blah... could not be located in the dynamic link library...."
Both Internet Explorer and Google Chrome have been infected.
Anyone got any suggestions? I have cable internet and it's always been instanteously fast. Now having to wait 10-15 seconds for a page to load seems like an eternity.
edit... the virus also has stopped the Lush black box indicator sound too
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Quote by NatiaNuff
My man thinks its gross for him to cum in my mouth. I like it... how can I get him to change his opinion on this? Any other guys feel this way?
Sounds like he doesn't want to cum in your mouth because he'd then be resistant to kissing you. Some guys are like that. Somehow thinking if he kisses you after you've had cum in your mouth that it makes him gay.
If you love the guy, it shouldn't be a deal breaker. If it's just a fling or he isn't Mr. Right, may be time to move on.
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Chicken and sausage gumbo! Recipe is in my head from watching my mom for years and then doing it myself. But I can send my mental notes to you if you like. Not very healthy though. lol
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From all my years playing in bands, wind ensembles, and the like I'm always early. If I'm not early, I feel like I'm late.
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I think she has good grounds for appeal. If she were my sister, mom, friend, I'd do all i could to press this further and further. What a dick.
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When you think your guy is getting close, use your hands and mouth in unison. For me, I like her to make her mouth like a pussy and fuck my dick with it. Too much attention on the tip will prevent me from cumming. It's too sensitive. But whit a mouth pussy, it isnt' a problem. Like Nurse said, keep a rhythm. When i'm getting close, the same rhythmic up and down on my cock is the ticket. A hand at the base of my cock moving in time with her mouth is an added bonus as it gives me the sensation of being fully inside her mouth.
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Just noticed this today. The scroll bar beneath a person's photo gallery does not work. You can move from individual pic to the next by clickng the arrow. But you cannot scroll through any pics past the original four on the home profile page.
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I'm loving every minute of the Games. I hate to see it end next week.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I would like to start a petition that all male athletes competing in the Olympics must be shirtless at all times.
Men's swimming... yum.
Great to see Phelps break the all time Olympic record with 19 medals. That relay event was exciting/fun to watch.
PS. I find those Judo uniforms to be terrible. Looks like an ill-fitting robe that keeps coming out of the belt and hanging randomly loose and they have to keep tucking it back in. They should totally be shirtless. Bottomless too would be cool with me, but that's probably asking for too much.
I think the Olympics should go back to their roots and all competition is to be done in the nude. I'm extremely disappointed in the overdressed beach volleyball players. lol And the camera operators seem to being extra careful to should from the shoulders up. Come on, man! Give me a wider shot and let me see tom deltoid, pectorals, and butt cheek.
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What's next? Questions about the oral sex appropriateness of dingleberries?
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Quote by Nikki703
I sure can. And I can text, put on make up and blow bubbles at the same time. OK Im exaggerating, I cant blow bubbles!! LOL
I told you NOT to tell anyone that you call me Bubbles. Damn it woman. Now get back to blowing me.
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KinkyLisa's real name is Peter, he hates roleplay and only enjoys vanilla/blah/starfish/missionary sex.