GET HELP!!!!! You can not be objective about your own issues. And loved one's or family members will be biased also. Go to a professional that can be objective and diagnose issues. And do it now!

At some point in life each one of us will have some level of mental health issue. It is not a sign of weakness to seek help.

I don't always want to ejaculate on a lady's face. But I think ejaculating outside of the normal places add a level of excitement to both participants. My lady loves to watch that.

I can't swim.

I really need an all day nap!

Lush!

Where is the your next vacation?

Baked with butter and sour cream.

I hope we are stuck here for a long time!

Tater tots.

Mashed or baked?

Kiss and hug. Only sarcasm if it makes her smile.

Yes.

HYE asked to kiss someone?

No

HYE had sex in a movie theater?

No.

HYE eaten alligator?

Cock

Master

Yes, you should always be paid for what you are owed.

Have you ever received more in your pay than expected?

Taken in back for a refund.

HYE flown an airplane?

Maybe. lol

HYE forgotten your sex partner's name?

Electric.

Blonde or brunette?

Keeping things fresh and exciting.

What is your favorite Sunday activity?

Prison reform.

How many, if any US Presidents have you seen if person?

Yes.

HYE been booed off a stage?

zipper

Nope.

HYE sold yourself?

Voyeur.

Yes, and it was painful because I had to respect boundaries.

Yes, after some discussion and lots of information about the person.

Would this qualify "picked up a stranger in a bar and had a one nighter"?

HYE danced naked in public?

Fond. And no running away.

Yes

HYE fallen asleep during sex?

Yes

HYE slept outside?