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littlemissbitch
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
This is still marginally less gross than the people that cover one nostril with their finger and then blow projectile boogers onto the sidewalk through their other nostril... without even slowing their speed or missing a step.


oh dear god theres a mental image thats not gonna go away any time soon...ewwww
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Your profile indicates that you are a male...and you were out with your man, yet turned on by another woman.


oh good..so its ok that i was confused then...
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Quote by DaddyLust
Ah no for me.


really? your name is daddylust and ur not hot for a pregnant girl. that just seems incongruent to me.
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Ahh, from what I hear your state is beautiful. So's your country.cKQS52ub27rbiBBz


ha ha haaaaa...thats funny. most people dont even know we ARE a state ;)
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Quote by Aboyforu
I would get worried about hurting the baby but pregnant women who are glowing look radiant and sexy without a doubt


good news!! you CANT hurt the baby!! smile have fun!
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Quote by Wolfie22
hahahaha, no no no, the bell in on the caller. Like one of those cat bells.


collar dear..(i swear im not giggling..i am NOT!)
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see...this is why i could never be a slave or a sub..i have a difficult time doing what im told. i like to rebel ;)
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i gave it up 4 months ago...i DO NOT miss the hangovers! lmao.

p.s at the hospital where my husband works young nurses would frequently come onto the unit and steal IV pumps and bags to take home for themselves.

edit...EX husband. i forget that sometimes...
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its that smell...you know the one that comes right after that last cold day...? there is a definite change to the air quality....you can just smell its coming! i love that day! smile
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im not shy. my name is heather and my hair is really red (although im a blonde at heart) ;)

p.s.. <<<< this is not my ass. but the one in my gallery is! biggrin
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and heres something else JOHNNYfuckingPOWerless...

i know you created this thread to poke at and piss off the strong women here...and guess what? it worked cuz I'M pissed off now. and do you know what happens when i get pissed off? i rip your fucking face off is what...so lets play!

i am a throw back. i do think women should stay home and take care of their families...i think its a great honor in fact. and do you know WHY women dont do it anymore.....do you have ANY clue? no, you dont..that is something you make abundantly clear to us all

we dont do it anymore because of dick shits like you and this thread. MEN took every ounce of honor away from being a wife and being a mother. instead of revering us for the job we do (which is to bring up the next generation well) Men demean it. making it seem like any monkey can do what we do. you DEVALUED us and the job we do. the evidence is in right here. who the fuck wants to be in the kitchen AND get made fun of for it? uh, not me thats for sure.

so if you really think that women should stay home and care for their kids, their families and that our country would be a better place for it if we did and or could (seeing as we live in a 2 income society and only the lucky get to stay home) then how about giving some fucking props instead of demoralizing us?

i dunno if you are married or what but i hope you marry some gold digging bitch that takes everything you have in your measly existence and gives it to a better stronger man. and i hope you choke on your alimony payments.
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Quote by johnnypow


And don't forget she'll be expecting to be paid off for the rest of her existence ( alimony ) just because she spread her precious legs for his "iddy biddy tiny miniscule penis "


ohhh no no no honey...heres where ur wrong. im not going to get alimony cuz i let him fuck my pretty pussy. im going to get alimony cuz i AM one of those wives that likes being in the kitchen and staying home taking care of him and our kids and i spent the last 15 years doing it foregoing any sort of career (i didnt want one, i like my job) and because instead of sitting down and figuring out a good plan to separate that mother fucker decided to beat me up on christmas eve in front of our kids..THATS why im gonna get alimony and for as long as i can to while i go figure out a new career at age 42...oh fucking joy.
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i dont know PA...i think its a viable question...

are online marriages real...can they last?

i vote no..but its certainly debatable.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll



Ooooh, I'm ready, Nikki! Just let me put one more coat of makeup on!








Ps. sorry for derailing this thread. I'll try to shut up now.


god ur hot doll.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Mmm... a camo wife-beater, pejazled dick (preferably in silver sequins) and white tube socks always does it for me.

Kidding. Obviously.


dont lie doll...you know a guy like that is your dirty little fantasy...i mean isnt that what we all secretly want?? ;)
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Quote by elitfromnorth
But that's what I'm saying; you shouldn't have to make compromises unless this is something you wanna bring into real life. Let everything in your real life come first then let lush come after that. If you invest a lot of time and effort into this and it all goes to shit then you might end up feeling more distraught than you'd think. Losing an online relationship that you both were aware of would remain online isn't something that should really bother you too much, but if you let this take a big part of your life then you could just end up developing real feelings for your "wife". This is all a fantasy world and fantasyworlds should remain that unless you're both commited to take it one step further. This is especially important if YOU makes her and this a high priority and she only uses it to kill time and it's not really a priority. Tread carefully since you don't know what's behind the next corner, especially online. But, it's your choice.


dude. marriage is compromise. and if you are willing to call it a "marriage" havent you already developed real feelings? this is why the concept if online marriage is weird....

but!!! if you make the commitment of marriage, again regardless of the framework in which you place said marriage, then you have to accept that she comes first. otherwise any jack ass can say "oh well maybe we are married but i wont compromise and my buddies come first"

i agree that you must be so careful. in fact, Beck...i vote NO for online marriage. wait till you are ready for the real thing. smile
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Quote by elitfromnorth
I'm taking the piss, but it's all in good fun

But my advice is that even if you do get an online marriage, don't let it control your REAL life, the one where you can go out and do shit with friends and family. The moment you start thinking "Shit, I promised my wife I was to be online right now." is the time you need to delete your account here on lush, or at least get a divorce. One thing is killing time here and have fun. Letting it dictate your real life is taking it too far and I hope you don't do that.


oh see now i disagree here. if you have promised to meet her online at a certain time then you should follow thru. thats no different than telling a real life person or wife or friend or whatever that you'll meet them for coffee. you dont just blow that off do you?

"omg! i made a commitment to this person to be somewhere with them right now! jesus christ!! she's controlling my life! i cant DEALLLL!!! im breaking up right now!" lol ;)

commitment is commitment...and if you are going to commit to some sort of online marriage (which im sorry to each their own and whatever but i just think is weird) then you should respect all that comes with it...including keeping your online "dates".
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Quote by Beck
My Mistress and I also talk on the phone so in that respect it is irl. Am I ready for marriage? Hmm, I would like to think so but maybe not.
As far as the other question goes that is something I guess I would need to discuss with her at length.


well i would advise some actual face time before marriage (some meaning like A LOT. like a year or more). and the reason i say that is because when you are online or even on the phone you are only getting a very narrow slice of the person. you dont get to know what they are like out there in the real world amongst real people. if you agree to a lifetime commitment over the phone or via text (in any form) then you might be in for a nasty surprise when you actually have to live with her. again..just my HO...good luck beck smile
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Quote by FilipHalta
I am 20 y.o. and I reach erection in ten seconds when I am with my gf... Is it normal? smile


ive never heard of anyone wondering if the alacrity with which they become hard is normal or not. but im pretty sure ur ok...lol.
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Quote by Beck


Um....no. and i may have been a bit tipsy when i was typing this. ofcourse i wanted to marry my mistress.
But I would need permission her permission to ask for her hand in marriage.


i have to ask, cuz i dont know. is your mistress in real life or online...? do you think she wants to marry you? are you ready for marriage? seeing as, from this perspective, you seem a little confused. (not being a bitch, just sayin)
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Quote by TXhoney
yes, I wasn't finished yet so I waited till he fell asleep and finished without him.


story of my freaking life when i was married.
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how many times do you think you can blow me off before i cut you loose. hint: its 1. dick shit.
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i never really understood screaming while masturbating...or screaming during sex at all really. im loud, i make noise .. ive had neighbors complain. but scream? ive never yet have felt the urge for screaming. screaming is something i save for when im VERRY VERRY pissed off. just MHO tho.
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