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littlemissbitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
United States

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Quote by stargazing
beauty and the beast..
she is a beauty and i am a beast


i have a beast too...and i love that resistant growly man smile
Quote by Beck
Ah. Thats good to know. Sometimes get carried away.


its just that screaming is girly...and when i having sex i like to be the girl ;)
Quote by SydneySider


You're right. That was a bit of a contradiction. It was not meant to sound that way. I love that I am catholic. I believe in the teachings, but I dont let it rule my life. When a faith or church starts to govern every little decision you make, garnish your income, you're in too deep in my book, especially if you are part of one that was born based on pure greed and money *cough cough* Scientology *cough*. Some like to live their lives based on their religion, and I have nothing against them for doing that, but its not for me.


i gave up "my" religion because i didnt want to live my life based on it. and i thought it was a bunch of horseshit...no offense.

ugh im sort of crabby..dont mind me.
im rather vocal during sex so i like him to be too..maybe not screaming though. its a good indicator that he likes what im doing or what hes doing...
yep i do agree with you ArtMan on almost all counts...however it does bug me that women are still paid 77 cents on the dollar compared to their male counterparts. i am in no way for affirmative action as i do believe in the right person (regardless of gender,color, religion etc) for the job but i also believe in equal pay for equal work. too bad that in general Americans as individuals and as corporations dont always do the right thing for the sake of it being the right thing to do.
Funny women lawmakers

Democratic Ohio state Sen. Nina Turner is the third female lawmaker to introduce a bill that would limit men's access to Viagra and other erectile dysfunction drugs to make a statement about the dozens of anti-abortion bills that have passed statehouses around the country over the last year.
Quote by lafayettemister
Fresh salsa and tortilla chips


i make killer salsa...just sayin ;)
Quote by Dudealicious
Tangerine flavored green tea! YUM!


hey dude! you wanna be my coffee slave? ;)
Quote by SydneySider
Im catholic. I also know many hard core Catholics. Most give up alcohol. I love my faith, but fuck that...no, I have not given anything up. Good Friday is about the only day where I play by the rules...


so i gotta ask...how can you love your faith and not follow the rules? that doesnt make a lot of sense to me.
Quote by fireman35

Why do firemen and fire trucks freak u out??


oh and just to say that they responded sooo fast and it seemed like there were a million trucks there but only 5 i think in actuality and the water cannon was sorta cool but when i hear the sirens i still feel like i want to puke (im told its a form of PTSD) and once you really NEED a fireman the uniform loses some of its sex appeal (sorry). but if they hadnt come so fast the structure would have been a total loss and as it stands we do get to rebuild, so thats a bonus smile my thanks to your brothers in Albuquerque :)
Quote by chefkathleen
Her house just burnt down.
Here LMB. Have one.


you're awesome chef....thanks and hugs back smile
awesome pics chef and scooter! ill have to find some to post now!

wait...can i post one of my own ass? hehee kidding kidding! ;)
Quote by WellMadeMale


LMB, you missed an udderly good pun there.

Remind me not to play SPADES with you as my partner. I could never bid Nil, let alone blind Nil.uzUtj5dxpy7xahnI


shit! i hate it when i miss puns! and of course you cant go nil with me as ur partner! I always go nil! ;)
Quote by Mazza


Yup, once the let-down reflex kicks in, give em a squeeze and you can shoot that white stuff pretty far...

Remember that, back when you felt like a damned COW!! Feeding them every few hours, in milky haze...

Remember sometimes, if you had an orgasm, the milk would shoot out all by itself??

Or, you'd be out, wearing breast pads obviously, but suddenly, you'd feel the let-down and know you had to change and FAST!!!

Much as I enjoyed it, breast feeding, I have to say that I'm glad it's all over and done with now...

(and no, partner never showed any interest in trying...)


girl! sometimes even the shower id start spraying...id look down at my own breasts in utter astonishment!

and WMM ... i swear if i could go back and snap a pic for ya i would! ;)
he thought so too and was more than a little bit grossed out by it. i found it hilarious however!
Quote by Naughty_Magician


I wonder what is the squirting range!


i think he was about 10 feet away. didnt actually hit him but i came pretty close!
i opted for not that. although i did squirt it at him one time to make myself laugh. he did not appreciate it ;)