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beauty and the beast..
she is a beauty and i am a beast
i have a beast too...and i love that resistant growly man

Quote by SydneySider
You're right. That was a bit of a contradiction. It was not meant to sound that way. I love that I am catholic. I believe in the teachings, but I dont let it rule my life. When a faith or church starts to govern every little decision you make, garnish your income, you're in too deep in my book, especially if you are part of one that was born based on pure greed and money *cough cough* Scientology *cough*. Some like to live their lives based on their religion, and I have nothing against them for doing that, but its not for me.
Quote by SydneySider
Im catholic. I also know many hard core Catholics. Most give up alcohol. I love my faith, but fuck that...no, I have not given anything up. Good Friday is about the only day where I play by the rules...
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Why do firemen and fire trucks freak u out??
Quote by WellMadeMale
LMB, you missed an udderly good pun there.
Remind me not to play SPADES with you as my partner. I could never bid Nil, let alone blind Nil.uzUtj5dxpy7xahnI
Quote by Mazza
Yup, once the let-down reflex kicks in, give em a squeeze and you can shoot that white stuff pretty far...
Remember that, back when you felt like a damned COW!! Feeding them every few hours, in milky haze...
Remember sometimes, if you had an orgasm, the milk would shoot out all by itself??
Or, you'd be out, wearing breast pads obviously, but suddenly, you'd feel the let-down and know you had to change and FAST!!!
Much as I enjoyed it, breast feeding, I have to say that I'm glad it's all over and done with now...
(and no, partner never showed any interest in trying...)