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littlemissbitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
United States

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can i just interject that the past tense of cum is came rather than cummed? just sayin...
Quote by hartclass
A much needed G&T after a week of drinking vodka with Russians!!


ohhh G&Ts were my favorite!!!! lots and lots of lime!
the worst thing that was ever said to me was "I will always love you" when it was a lie.....said by the man i would have changed my whole life for.
now when i hear a man say that, and lately they all seem to be saying it, i just respond with....ppfffftt, ok jack ass.
i agree with doll...i have mine sugared, which is like waxing but is supposed to be better for the skin and sounds hotter...lol

shaving just puts me into itching hell from almost the very first moment!
Quote by Buz
I would not respond to that. And after I got through laughing my ass of at that stupid lame message, I'd delete all their contact info and forget they ever existed.


this is what you should have done when he emailed you he lost his phone.

guys can do this sooo easily...makes me jealous. so many of us girls "still wanna be friends" or just want to check if they are ok. i say excise this jack ass from your mind and your heart....cuz clearly hes livin rent free in both.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Friend-Zone charity?

Nope... that's what iTunes gift cards are for.


generally the way i go...or maybe starbucks!
Naughty Magician and I would like to know what do you do on lush? Do you come to read or write stories, chat with friends and post on forums, or just to cyber?
Quote by Tncountryboy83
often have not been rode as hard.


did you really say that? like we're horses....? rode hard and put up wet...? like that? not to call anyone a moron but.......come on man.
jim furyk parked in my front yard during a Masters tournament one year. we got to drive him into the Players gate at Augusta National...

p.s. thats super cool for golf fans...just sayin ;)
i really am so pleasantly surprised. i didnt think anyone would post at all and then to find that at least some men want a connection before going to bed.... well i never expected it smile
Quote by lafayettemister


Damn, I need to up my game if you aren't annoyed yet. I must be slacking?


aww LM i like how you annoy me. its best when you and dudealicious do it at the same time ;)

(omg i get my name back and suddenly im naughty)
Becks question What would it take for a woman to get you into bed has me curious....

Are there any men out there that need a deep connection with a woman BEFORE going to bed with her or is it enough that shes just willing?
Quote by Naughty_Magician


Awww, my kitty is hungry. Come here, I have something you can eat ;)


yeah, i bite. you want to be careful here now young man.