fire engines still freak me out a little. but the SMELL of wood smoke about does me in! i get clammy and shaky.
i guess i really have to pick A as the reason i would initiate oral sex...i tend to get a little aggressive in that area.
well, its good for a giggle, cuz as if. lol
awww i did all mine by hand!
DAMMIT!!!!! ive already been spending my millions too!
All the time my ex says stuff that proves hes an idiot and that I was, in fact, right...maybe not about every single thing, but most things.
for example...
We were standing together talking and he said, "Yes, my wife sent me a link about that"
"You're wife...?" I asked puzzled
"Oops!" he said. "I mean my mother, not my wife. I havent remarried or anything"
Needless to say I burst out laughing and said "SEE! I told you I was your mother while we were married; and now your mother is your wife!" He was not amused ;)
What has YOUR ex said to prove you were right or at the least make you insanely happy they are gone?
cuz girls are soft and warm and yummy and curvy and pretty and we smell good and we are soft...did i say soft already?
i would think "jesus dude, we're at the freaking beach. self control much?"
but im a bitch about things....lol.
i wish i could cut at 90 degree angles.
