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littlemissbitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
United States
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Quote by PersonalAssistant
glad YOU said that .... cuz you know it would have been an utter uproar if I had said it!
really i was wondering how you didnt beat me to it ;)
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mmmm having your hair washed, who doesnt love that??
but i can skip the shower for sex for sex tho..was never my thing.
but i can skip the shower for sex for sex tho..was never my thing.
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Quote by chefkathleen
That's not what Dude and Buz said.
aww dont forget lafayttemister ;)
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Quote by ricinatl
A strange choice to make. Just my opinion.
wasnt by choice dear...well, not mostly
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Quote by MoonlightSerenity
I've heard of this guy who can not only suck himself but rim himself too....
lmao, well maybe a contortionist...but again, pics or it never happened.
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Quote by Keir500
I taste my own cum very regularly as I love sucking myself then shooting my load to my throat while my dick is in my mouth. Do any other guys do this?(And I'm straight, but I enjoy doing this... does that make me gay?)
pics or it never happened.
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Quote by menarealwaysignorged
They're just as crazy as any other woman
hehee....aww honey, you just got it bad dontcha?
and we are crazier...get it right ;)
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Quote by Volition
She says she's tired of just being the fat girl who's good enough to sleep with, but never good enough to date.
tell her if she wants to stop being this to just stop doing this.
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none of these really match me...#3 or #16 i guess, sorta. i have a little "lettuce" as doll put it. i used to be suuuper insecure about it until i realized that my pussy is just sticking its tongue out going "thhhpptttt"...perfectly smart ass. just like me ;)
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Quote by Shylass
ridindirty, without trying to be mean, and without reading through your currently copious threads (because I don't have the inclination, sorry), would I be wrong in thinking that you either have a lot of questions, or are in desperate need of a wank, or need help exploring the search facility?
Because I can help with the latter, but not the others. Let me know.
you are so sunshiney
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Quote by ridindirty
I see. How did it happen?
in the normal way. i wanted him..i was friends with her..i didnt let it stop me. it was a million years ago and i very much regret it now. i dont know him anymore but i am still friends with her, and no she does not know.
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Quote by ProfessionalMaster
Either way the one true thing is know yourself. If you do, then that someone for you will be easier to spot.
this is really well said...and ill add its important that you accept and love who you are as well as knowing..
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Quote by naughtynurse
Try here:
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst21234_Double-Penetration-.aspx
will you follow him around for the rest of them...? lol
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i think there are lots of someones for everyone. i also think if a person stays single for a lifetime its by their own choice...whether they know that or not.
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Quote by ridindirty
Oh I see. May I know her porn name? Is she still in the business? You would have been a hot pornstar
lol..thanks.
and god that was so long ago that no shes not..shes a crazy cat lady now (no im not kidding...giggling) and really i have no idea what her name was. she did appear on Montel Williams once..
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ok! so i halved and sugared some peaches then roasted them in bacon fat and rosemary until they were tender and nicely browned. then i took a thick slice of a seedy crusty bread and spread it with warm creamy brie, topped that with the peaches and drizzled with a sauce of 2 parts fine olive oil and 1 part honey.
dear god it was orgasmic! the best thing i ever put in my mouth...ever.
dear god it was orgasmic! the best thing i ever put in my mouth...ever.
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i have a cousin in "the business" (charming right?) and she asked me to come in when i was 18 but i turned her down..
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oh Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great day with a great cake all for yourself! and thanks Nicola for this great place
xoxoxo
Heather
xoxoxo
Heather
