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loveslegs
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
Greece

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get my teddy back, slap her ass and run away cackling like a maniac
im torn between town gossip or social columnist in the town's paper.... wait... isn't that the same!? lol
as a couple of you know, i have perfected the technique of sucking my own dick while typing... works wonders
Guilty - would hug the air outta her

ever been caught doing something illegal but the arresting officer let you go? (speeding ticket, traffic light, etc)
if i tug a little at my tongue with my fingers yes

can you move one arm in a linear motion while the other in a circular one?
granted, but since irish are devout catholics the only people your bouncers would let in would be priests, monks and nuns

i wish my breakfast was warm, ready and waiting for me each morning when i woke up
innocent... actually i dont think i've ever been to an adult bookstore lol

ever had to leave your partner in the middle of sex? (would love if you could say why you to if you're guilty)
buy and sell to a science lab... im sure theyd pay goo dmoney for a 136yo person!
cant pass... but i dont know you either! how about... we just stick to foreplay? lol
noooo sad too much food and alchohol damnit! lol

what was your 2012 resolution and did you come through with it?
I'm not a girl, not yet a woman - Britney Spears lol... i with it was like.. i'm not a girl but i'm a guy silly
looking through my socks drawer! lol ... let me in damn you!!!!
I can't say a woman watching (or loving to watch porn) elicits different feelings in me that a woman who doesn't. Watching porn makes a woman no more, or less, attractive/sexy/dirty in my eyes.

What it does however tell me, is that that woman is probably more in touch with her sexuality and less prudish than a woman who doesn't watch porn.
I cannot I get artists, but if I treat him like the next (straight) guy, I would have to say that him being married to his music is just a petty (and in my mind silly) excuse for the fact that he hasn't had sex yet when put under peer pressure.

As to him saying no, I'm sorry I have to say this, but it's possible that he just isn't into you... I know I've come up with a couple of weird excuses over the years to let down smoothly friends that were romantically interested in me while I wasn't.

Then again... he might actually be gay and is afraid of being judged by everyone if he admits to it... like I said before... I cannot get artists... I'm a logical person, they'mostly aren't lol
i locked her in because teddy said she was acting like a little bitch when i left them two alone lol