if i could, i wouldn't... unless he wanted to share his wife...
buy her and make her stop posting in the forums for a week! lol
run away and hope he dun notice me! i like my ass white as it is! lol
eat her out while warm water cascades over us
would gift her snake plissken lol
granted!! but you are so damn busy you can hardly find time and energy for sex... welcome to celibacy! lol
I wish I worked SLIGHTLY more often
group hug!!!! and see if i can get the wonderfully amazing astir in too!
i would gift her the rest of the catwoman costume... claws, whips... the works ;)
steak this early in the morning?! nah thanks!
aw too bad you are busy with bad boy hehe
... h and o please amazingly wonderful mrs astir hehe
supernoodles... come on guys... this is a NO brainer! lol.... btw... did i mention i sold my vote to the highest bidder?? :P
can i have one of the 3 loofa's please? hehe
moderately overweight... something to grab at, bite, suck, feel
wyr be with someone who loved you but you didn't love you back... or someone you love but didn't love you back
waits for astir to post a new hangman
start with a hug, a kiss... then lots of ?????? followed by some more ???????? and since we haven't seen each other for a while, some more ??????? for good bye hehe
wait patiently for my turn
who apparently sorta forgot about me hehe