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marcosurbina
Over 90 days ago
Male, 75
Mexico
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Well, you also can do this at the office to get in good shape. Thousands of people will tell you that skating is a GREAT! sport. But what makes this unique sport so great and worth your time at the office?
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I daydream Sophie Turner doing a doggy. She's got the best buttocks ever and this photo is amazing.
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Q: Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?
A: Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!
Q: What do you call a male strip club?
A: A cockpit.
Q: What does a stripper do with her asshole before work?
A: She drops him off at band practice.
Q: What's the difference between a magician and a stripper?
A: One has a cunning stunt...
Q: Why do strippers make bad bankrobbers?
A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
Q: Whats the difference between a stripper and a mosquito?
A: When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Q: Why do strippers always want boob jobs?
A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for.
Q: What's the difference between a stripper and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: What does a stripper put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: How many cops does it take to push a stripper down the stairs?
A: None "She fell"
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Her face not well reflected in the mirror, something done purposely. 
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At the end of the audition the manager or house mom (usually in charge of looking after the girls) will let you know if you got the job or not.
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Strippers (also referred to as dancers) have many different looks, clubs try and fulfil customer demand by employing lots of different looking girls.
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If you’re a driver who likes to live on the Edge--as in the “E” on the gas gauge--then at some point you’ll likely run out of gas. This experience can be humiliating, frustrating, and potentially dangerous.
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Wife getting ready for a doggy
Hey, ma'am. get ready for the doggy shot now!! 
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To distort is to change the physical shape of something, like the distorted ass and clock in the wall (see pic).
Deform refers to change that disfigures and often implies the loss of desirable qualities such as beauty: deformed ass.
Contort implies violent change that produces unnatural or grotesque effects: contorted her ass with rage.
Can you tell what time is it from the clock in the wall, buddies?
Deform refers to change that disfigures and often implies the loss of desirable qualities such as beauty: deformed ass.
Contort implies violent change that produces unnatural or grotesque effects: contorted her ass with rage.
Can you tell what time is it from the clock in the wall, buddies?
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes we want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Well, I ended up with a Maserati.
Maserati (Italian pronunciation: [mazeˈraːti]) is an Italian luxury car manufacturer established on December 1, 1914, in Bologna. The company's headquarters are now in Modena, and its emblem is a trident. It has been owned by the Italian car giant Fiat S.p.A. since 1993. Inside the Fiat Group, Maserati was initially associated with Ferrari S.p.A., but more recently it has become part of the sports car group including Alfa Romeo.
Maserati (Italian pronunciation: [mazeˈraːti]) is an Italian luxury car manufacturer established on December 1, 1914, in Bologna. The company's headquarters are now in Modena, and its emblem is a trident. It has been owned by the Italian car giant Fiat S.p.A. since 1993. Inside the Fiat Group, Maserati was initially associated with Ferrari S.p.A., but more recently it has become part of the sports car group including Alfa Romeo.
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My girl friend and I are looking for ideas on how/where to mount our new suction cup rubber dildo. We are hoping to simulate a three some. If mounted to the head board of the bed it doesn't give her enough room to back up on it. Anyone run into this problem before? We want to use it in the bed so the shower is out.
Thanks in advance. New and happy to be here.
Thanks in advance. New and happy to be here.
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What time is it?
New Theory on Why Men Love Breasts
Larry Young, a professor of psychiatry at Emory University who studies the neurological basis of complex social behaviors, thinks human evolution has harnessed an ancient neural circuit that originally evolved to strengthen the mother-infant bond during breast-feeding, and now uses this brain circuitry to strengthen the bond between couples as well. The result? Men, like babies, love breasts.
New Theory on Why Men Love Breasts
Larry Young, a professor of psychiatry at Emory University who studies the neurological basis of complex social behaviors, thinks human evolution has harnessed an ancient neural circuit that originally evolved to strengthen the mother-infant bond during breast-feeding, and now uses this brain circuitry to strengthen the bond between couples as well. The result? Men, like babies, love breasts.
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Some people choose to purchase a furniture set with a headboard for tit rest, footboard, and sideboards, typically in wood, that will attach to the frame and tie it into the rest of the room.
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Money Problems: Why It's So Hard To Say "I Can't Afford It"
HOT ENGLISH WOMAN IN KNEE HIGH SOCKS
See the hole in her worn out net sock, please.
According to the Washington Post, American consumers "are projected to finish 2012 with a net increase of $43.5 billion in credit card debt."
And yet, admitting that there's no room in your budget for that net sock or new outfit, or even a haircut or pedicure, sometimes feels so hard that you go ahead and spring for it anyway -- as those credit card debt numbers bear out.
Money Problems: Why It's So Hard To Say "I Can't Afford It"
HOT ENGLISH WOMAN IN KNEE HIGH SOCKS
See the hole in her worn out net sock, please.
According to the Washington Post, American consumers "are projected to finish 2012 with a net increase of $43.5 billion in credit card debt."
And yet, admitting that there's no room in your budget for that net sock or new outfit, or even a haircut or pedicure, sometimes feels so hard that you go ahead and spring for it anyway -- as those credit card debt numbers bear out.
Money Problems: Why It's So Hard To Say "I Can't Afford It"
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I don't mind cellulitis. They all women have beautiful legs. 
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Optical illusion:
An experience of seeming to see an outfit that does not exist or that is other than it appears.
This pic can deceive your eyes and cause you to see four ass cheeks in the woman.
An experience of seeming to see an outfit that does not exist or that is other than it appears.
This pic can deceive your eyes and cause you to see four ass cheeks in the woman.
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Does The Color Red Really Make Bulls Angry?
Explanation: Spanish matadors began using a small red cape, or muleta, in bullfighting around the 1700s. Ever since, it seems, people have perpetuated the color-charged myth that red makes bulls go wild.
An 1,800-pound bull can hook a grown man with his horns and toss him 30 feet in the air, so this woman in pic (mithbuster) set out to find a way to test this myth — carefully. She decided to stand up in front of a bull holding a flag of a different color, and wait for an angry bull to see red.
Explanation: Spanish matadors began using a small red cape, or muleta, in bullfighting around the 1700s. Ever since, it seems, people have perpetuated the color-charged myth that red makes bulls go wild.
An 1,800-pound bull can hook a grown man with his horns and toss him 30 feet in the air, so this woman in pic (mithbuster) set out to find a way to test this myth — carefully. She decided to stand up in front of a bull holding a flag of a different color, and wait for an angry bull to see red.
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Dear Teacher
Please tell me the difference between waiting and awaiting and when we use these words.
If i say...
I am waiting for you .... is this correct or should i use awaiting instead of waiting
Thanks
Re: difference b/w awaiting / waiting
I will await your call.
I will wait for you to call.
I will await for you to call. (ungrammatical)
Please tell me the difference between waiting and awaiting and when we use these words.
If i say...
I am waiting for you .... is this correct or should i use awaiting instead of waiting
Thanks
Re: difference b/w awaiting / waiting
I will await your call.
I will wait for you to call.
I will await for you to call. (ungrammatical)