Roses are red,
I have no desire, Ping,
involving your rib,
or any other long thing.
You may wave it about,
in front of my nose,
though I'm told if I kiss it,
Lynn says that it grows.
(memo to self,
about how it grows,
remember to ask Lynn,
how is it she knows?)
As for girl-napping,
and having us tied,
have you ever once known me,
to turn down a ride?
With double-entendres mentioned
in a post long gone,
I thought you would enjoy it,
if I gave you one.
Have you ever been buggered at sea?
ping has but it wasn't by me
But I remember her well,
and all the crew tell,
there was really a mannequin...
Did someone say it's just a little "pop"?
Roses are red,
"Test Your Strength" at the fair,
you hit and the marker,
goes up in the air.
A big bell at the top,
so take a good swing,
hit hard enough,
and the bell it will ring.
So when a certain part,
belonging to Ping,
rises high enough,
"the bell it will ring."
I think in English,
it is a simile,
I think that's what it is,
but don't quote me.
Marie has sponges on her headboard
For soundproofing when she yells, "Oh Lord!"
which she often must do,
Walking Back To Happiness--Helen Shapiro
Would it not depend on how big a bang it made?
Walk On The Wild Side-Lou Reed
Unfortunately, if I cried for help, only Ginger and Wild are near enough to hear, and I am not sure either would release me before enjoying themselves.
Marie and ginger stayed warm all night
Their writhing bodies, a sexy sight
A banging bed against the wall,
invited neighbours one and all,
(I actually have two bath sponges tacked to the back of my headboard just for that reason. Really.)
Roses are red,
I'm waiting to see,
if the change in my diet,
includes banning coffee.
If that is the case,
Lyn's offer so sweet,
would surely make up,
for the things I can't eat.
I can only imagine,
how lezlyn would taste,
if we lay down together,
to play without haste.
I'm certain some others,
would join in our game,
would kind of make coffee,
taste rather tame.
what if it goes off accidentally?
would that not depend on if it has a safety catch?
Unfortunately, it was on Blueberry Hill that Fats Domino found it?
Damn it's very cold outside
To stay warm into bed we'll slide
cuddling tight to fight the chill,
sharing body heat, we will,
Roses are red,
It was so cold this morn,
but I was setting out,
just before dawn.
Spent the day in hospital,
having my tests,
and a gastroscopy,
was in no way the best.
When all tests were done,
an ulcer was found,
apart from that though,
the rest of me's sound.
A change in my diet,
and a new kind of med,
and I will once more be bouncing,
in some Lush lady's bed.
Roses are red,
Men are welcome to play,
just go wash up first,
and put dishes away.
Then open some wine.
So get more from the store,
Them when you get back,
we won't ask any more.
For all your hard work,
you deserve your reward,
So come on and join us,
I'll make sure you're not bored.
naked ginger was tied to a tree
marie was smiling in glee,
wondering who would enjoy,
a girl or a boy?
Ginger would have to wait and see...
Not many are using this thread,
Fortunately, there are ways if they all work together.
naked ginger was tied to a tree
marie was smiling in glee,
wondering who would enjoy,
Roses are red,
I feel quite certain,
the boys would just love,
seeing behind the curtain.
With all the lush girls,
lying all warm and bare,
enjoying the playing,
without any care.
Legs between legs,
pussies together,
then who gives a damn,
about the bad weather.
does she want to give you one?
Dominate, want to see if that sexy ass turns nicely pink.
Shouldn't we be looking forward?
Bee Gees - How can you mend a broken heart?
Fortunately, you have something that can plug the leak (assuming the hole is not too big)