Roses are red,
Poor Becky, so sad.
to hear the news
that you feel so bad.
I hope you recover,
and soon feel yourself.
or if you are lucky,
somebody else.
are you trying to get your fingers on my buttons?
Roses are red,
this elderly girl,
would love to have Heidi,
and make her head whirl.
To have her laid down,
make her squeal and shout,
and see how long it takes,
to wear the girl out.
In fact, I should ask,
all Lush ladies as well,
to come and join in,
making our Heidi yell.
The year soon slips to the past
The new one is here and so fast.
May you enjoy raunchy pleasure,
Merry Christmas to all this lusty bunch,
may you all enjoy your Christmas lunch,
Eat your fill and be happy,
with your Mommy and Pappy,
Merry Christmas to all this lusty bunch,
may you all enjoy your Christmas lunch,
Unfortunately, I found long ago that I am incapable of growing old gracefully.
"integrity". Can I google the meaning of that word?
Roses are red,
I do so agree,
the old ones are best,
if you have some time free.
I do have one lover,
in his sixties no less,
he can make me come,
before I undress.
With hands, mouth, and tongue,
he sure can make me scream,
his touch is so gentle,
it feels like a dream.
He always can please me,
when we get to bed.
and as he will tell me,
"I'm old. girl, not dead."
Wouldn't any man answer Yes to that question?
Fortunately, the youngsters grow out of it, eventually.
It sounds a tough job, but would you like me to do it?
Roses are red,
my thong is all yours,
and the ladies in Lush,
are all connoisseurs.
They know a good vintage,
with a body quite fine,
and for those who dont know,
I'm not talking of wine.
I'm talking of women,
who can play without haste,
and when they sample the goods,
they enjoy the great taste.
I was decorating the tree, I had hung some decorative balls, and some colorful fairies. Now I just had a small Santa left. So should I hang him by the fairies or by the balls?
Roses are red,
That appeals to me,
to be a gift,
under Paige's tree.
DJ Khaled - I Wanna Be With You (Explicit)
Is not the angle concomitant on the desired point of contact with, and the proximity of, the body in question?
Discharge, how could I lock away anyone that gorgeous?
Lynn says she is hungry for you,
Rumours of Lynn's sexual hunger are true,
she lies with legs wide,
(Hi Paige, welcome back sexy girl.)
Marie has such lustful needs,
Wants Ginger dressed in just beads,
Moll is dying to watch
As she eyes Marie's crotch,
Now you know just where this story leads.
Lynn says she is hungry for you,
I Love Music – The O’Jays
Happy Christmas, (war is over) John Lennon & Yoko Ono
Can I choose what I want to lick?
All I want for Christmas is Peace on Earth, an end to discrimination, and a naked man with a suitcase full of cash.
It was Christmas Day in the Harem,
the season of good cheer.
The Eunuchs' hearts were merry,
and their bellies full of beer.
In strode the harem Master,
and he gazed around the halls.
He said, "What do you want for Christmas, boys?",
and the Eunuchs answered, "we haven't quite made our minds up yet, sir."
Unfortunately. you have no corkscrew