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marie5555
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
0 miles · Manchester

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Childhood-The Flintstones and Bugs Bunny. Later in life-Kim Possible.
I had the same email as bravebombardier, email, not message in Lush, from Michelle Barlow, same offer, and same request for story about a girl lost in France.
credit card statement-hey, shopping trip in town later with friend, need to know what I can't afford.
The replicator, just imagine never having to cook again. btw, with all the advanced technology, they still never came up with a cure for male baldness? Or circuit breakers to stop the computer consoles exploding, or seat belts to stop them getting thrown out of their seats every time the ship is hit?
scat. violence, humiliation, spitting on penis or vagina, massive oversized boobs, pathetic plots and terrible dialogue
Roses are red,
how dare you imply,
that bawdiness comes,
from Lynn, Heidi and I.

I must admit Juli,
does lead us astray,
when we three demure maidens,
all innocent play.
We have often had two, but now three
But up to the task we shall be.
we'll make several rhymes
Roses are red,
for myself I can say,
I visit this thread,
at least once a day.

Usually more
if I get the time,
I love all the sexy,
banter in rhyme.

Another point,
I always find,
trying to rhyme,
exercises the mind.

I have no idea,
why posts have declined,
maybe some members think,
rhyming is a bind.

Or that one needs to be,
a veritable bard,
and think making up rhymes,
would just be too hard.

Maybe if we all
try hard as we know,
to keep this on page one,
then numbers could grow.
Roses are red,
Juli come join me,
I'm certain Lynn's bed,
can accommodate three.

They say 'two's company,
three's a crowd',
well in lush forum,
all is allowed.

Two or three,
or even more,
pleasure is waiting,
that much is sure.

The cold made her nipples point
With Tiger Balm she did anoint
Like a feline she roared
She screamed "Oh my Lord!"
Next time it just goes on a joint.

Keeping warm when it's so cold outside,
Roses are red,
when snow's on the ground,
where better than bed,
where passions abound.

Warm kisses and hot sex,
to raise the heat,
what else goes on,
beneath the sheet?

Screams of pleasure,
cries of delight,
the fun continues,
throughout the night.
What a coincidence. I am just nearing the end of a true story of when I fell in love with a man for the first time, complete with our first sex.
Roses are red,
is anything better,
than morning thoughts,
which make you wetter?

Getting out of bed,
is then delayed,
until you and your partner,
have happily played.

You start the new day,
with a warm happy glow,
there will be much more fun,
this evening you know.

You spend the whole day,
recalling fun that you had,
thinking of the evening,
when you can be bad.
Roses are red,
Battle lines are drawn,
Heidi and Lynn,
handbags at dawn?

Will Heidi's rear end,
end up glowing pink?
Or will it be settled,
over a drink?

Two sexy ladies,
going head to head?
More likely to finish up,
sharing a bed.

Let's not forget,
RB started this,
with his ribald verse,
about having a … handwriting game in the garden.
“Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (possibly my favourite Heinlein series of books, apart from the stand alone "Friday").
Quote by RumpleForeskin
23? or maybe 23! or even, WTF, 23!?

Just for the record, some of the writer's here need more than 23 words just to finish a single sentence. ;)



As a regular contributor of erotic stories to the site, I feel that this comment is somewhat unfair, as I always try to
A narcissist so skilled at deception
Whose ma should have used contraception
Lured lovers like Lorelei
who caught his lascivious eye,
Roses are red,
maybe it's the lighting,
but isn't that 'RB',
written in Lynn's handwriting?
Mary had a little dress,
'twas split right up the sides,
and every time she took a step,
she showed off all her thighs.

Mary had another dress,
'twas split right up the front,
she rarely wore that one.
Quote by sprite
as stated, lush is a little wonky right now - normal service will resume as soon as possible - we're aware and it's being worked on. please have patience. thanks. smile

sprite


Oh. Lord, Give me patience...and make it quick!!!
in need of Oompa-Loompas? Thanks, Sprite, I was thinking it was just me, that I had clicked on the wrong button or something.
Thanks, Sprite, and all others who are involved with the problems getting in to parts of the site. I have been stressing all day about it, thinking I had screwed up something somehow, maybe clicked on a wrong button. It is good to know it is not just me. Oh God, that sounds awful, but hell, you know what I mean. If it is the site which is having the problem, then I know it will be fixed. If it were just me however, hey, Technowoman I ain't.
Roses are red,
I am feeling frustration,
not sexually caused,
but simple vexation.

So much of the site,
is blocked from my view,
A "General Error",
Is this something new?

I can get into Forum,
Home page, and my profile,
as for all the rest,
it's like I'm in exile.

No editing stories,
no viewing of friends,
I will really be glad,
when this problem ends.