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marie5555
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
0 miles · Manchester
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Roses are red,
RG makes girls laugh.
Please say that you don't
do impressions of a giraffe.
I've seen it do an elephant,
And Last turkey in the Shop,
I feel that's where impressions
really should stop.
I can though assure you,
it's not just a rumour,
Most women do fall,
for a good sense of humour.
RG makes girls laugh.
Please say that you don't
do impressions of a giraffe.
I've seen it do an elephant,
And Last turkey in the Shop,
I feel that's where impressions
really should stop.
I can though assure you,
it's not just a rumour,
Most women do fall,
for a good sense of humour.
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
I've played many a game,
And the strangest thing is,
The end's always the same.
Played strip dice-see story,
That's perfect for two.
Strip poker, strip-ludo,
Snakes and ladders too.
In every game,
there is always a way,
to shed all your clothing,
then forfeits you pay.
You could end up coming,
oh so many times.
I hope some ideas,
you got from my rhymes.
I've played many a game,
And the strangest thing is,
The end's always the same.
Played strip dice-see story,
That's perfect for two.
Strip poker, strip-ludo,
Snakes and ladders too.
In every game,
there is always a way,
to shed all your clothing,
then forfeits you pay.
You could end up coming,
oh so many times.
I hope some ideas,
you got from my rhymes.
Active Ink Slinger
The young co-ed's father exclaimed
"I want the young man named!"
He put you in the club,
English colloquialism, "to put someone in the club", Pudding Club, meaning to make them pregnant. See, now if you had stayed with us, you would know all this. By the way, Happy Independence Day, or as we Brits know it, Bloody Ungrateful Colonials day.
"I want the young man named!"
He put you in the club,
English colloquialism, "to put someone in the club", Pudding Club, meaning to make them pregnant. See, now if you had stayed with us, you would know all this. By the way, Happy Independence Day, or as we Brits know it, Bloody Ungrateful Colonials day.
Active Ink Slinger
Sometimes occurs if the story took a wrong turn somewhere. If I go back, and start editing and proof-reading, I will be correcting a line, and I suddenly realise if I do this, then the character goes there and says that, and the story is writing itself again for me, it starts flowing along a different path.
In my last story, I started writing, and until the girl got on the spaceship, I honestly had no idea where it was going until a female character appeared and after that, I was just hitting the keys that needed to be hit, it just flowed like watching a film, all I needed to do was describe what was happening. Wrote it in one single session.
In my last story, I started writing, and until the girl got on the spaceship, I honestly had no idea where it was going until a female character appeared and after that, I was just hitting the keys that needed to be hit, it just flowed like watching a film, all I needed to do was describe what was happening. Wrote it in one single session.
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
I go to the gym,
we sit in the sauna,
and hope to get slim.
We wear thin bikinis,
we chat and we sweat,
and some of the chatter,
soon makes us so wet.
So then come the invites,
and touches so sweet,
and soon we are making,
arrangements to meet.
I'm too old for clubs,
don't go to a bar.
The Gym and the sauna,
is where the girls are.
I go to the gym,
we sit in the sauna,
and hope to get slim.
We wear thin bikinis,
we chat and we sweat,
and some of the chatter,
soon makes us so wet.
So then come the invites,
and touches so sweet,
and soon we are making,
arrangements to meet.
I'm too old for clubs,
don't go to a bar.
The Gym and the sauna,
is where the girls are.
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
I am getting old,
but still look good,
or so I am told.
I still get invited
by girls, and men too,
who are much younger,
so it may be true.
All that I know,
Is I enjoy what I like,
and to Old Father Time,
I can say, "on your bike".
(note for American readers-"On Your Bike" is an English expression, a crude way of asking someone to go away.)
I am getting old,
but still look good,
or so I am told.
I still get invited
by girls, and men too,
who are much younger,
so it may be true.
All that I know,
Is I enjoy what I like,
and to Old Father Time,
I can say, "on your bike".
(note for American readers-"On Your Bike" is an English expression, a crude way of asking someone to go away.)
