There once were two queens on a throne,
both wanted to rule all alone
I have always blushed when embarrassed.
stripping off at home, and relaxing on the sofa with a glass of wine and a good book, or decent film on tv.
Discuss Hemingway's philosophical intent in The Old Man And The Sea? No? Oops, bend down and think of England?
There was a bear, some balls, and two geese
And Zen shagger Sting, from Police.
Add Rosie from Lush,
Roses are red,
One lick or two?
The girls are much better,
at pleasuring you.
An hour, or three,
or even four,
they'll keep you coming
more and more.
She gaily walked the streets of Rome
Her hair a mess in need of a comb
She bumped into the Pope
was tied with some rope
No, but in some bushes in park.
You ever been had in a car park, in or out of a car?
Maybe you're right-Miley Cyrus.
Can we make it a room with a view?
Our Lush girls are known to be hot,.
Honey dripping from a sexy....spot
But Heidi's a furry
Which makes the view blurry
but still lets her come quite a lot.
One Lush lady liked to be shaved,
Does it matter so long as you are naked?
I only have three days to spare but, Go on, Yes, I will hurry.
juli is naked and ready
I can barely hold my hands steady
Nothing in between us
no reason to fuss
and me wearing just a lace teddy.
Our Lush girls are known to be hot,.
Can I have Kat (Aussie Kitty) teach me a few things?
Are you from Yorkshire? (that explains a lot.)
(For our American cousins, Yorkshire and Lancashire are two counties of England, neighbours, Lancashire on the West coast and the other lot on the East, divided by the Pennines (mountains and hills) and a mutual rivalry. Lancashire being the best of course, in my unbiased opinion.)
Could it be that CD's memory is slipping again? (Hey, Ginger is not around, so someone has to taunt CD.)
Lynn sat all undressed on the mat
Tenderly stroking her cat
A Cat O'Nine Tails,
for using on males
is anyone in here ever surprised?
what happened to "have you ever"? You could answer those with a simple yes or no.
Have you ever pointed out to someone they were "off target" with their attentions to you?
Roses are red,
Ping can't raise his eyes,
His cock nearly bursts,
Every time Tonya sighs.
Her ample charms,
all on display,
Makes our poor Ping,
just want to play.
In the garden is where most things grow
When the nudist next door is on show
Heidi strips for pilates
with other young ladies,
Ping sells tickets and collects all the dough..
Lynn sat all undressed on the mat,
A Starbucks barrista I know
Had a fetish involving his toe
he would dip it in coffee
And practice gymnosophy,
Then order a Latte to go.
There once was a wise man on Lush
A Starbucks barrista I know
Had a fetish involving his toe
he would dip it in coffee
