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mentalcase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
0 miles · Toronto

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I am the happiest and clumsiest person. so just a more intense version of my normal self
Quote by SereneProdigy
I'm a totally different person when drunk.

After 4 beers I become a Mexican called Diego who enjoys putting firecrackers in his pants while screaming ¡arriba, arriba!.


This person sounds like fun!
Room for Squares - John Mayer
to
Your Body is a wonderland - John Mayer
I completely forgot this thread was here.

So here's how the story panned out. He dumped her (in short) for being a controlling bitch. So, the problem did get solved. He's sure happier
If one more person walks off mid shift, I swear to god I will fucking quit. Find someone else to serve those little shits you call customers. And speaking of the little shits, if one more person asks me 'can't you just serve one more person?' after we close, I swear the god damn coffee is going up your ass! I do not get paid enough to do the work of 3 people
I think it would creep me out in real life, but it's fun to fantasize about.
I usually. some just want the add for friends numbers, not actual friends
Quote by kornslayer1
It's not really the glasses, it's the person. You could only really tell when you see the person wearing them.


completely agree. Could not have said it better myself!
It's not visual like porn. It's left to the imagination and can be taken to places that porn just can't. The writer is the map, but we're the driver.
I present the Song Matching Game.

The point of the game is to match a word from the title or a song by the same artist.

Repeat artists and songs are allowed throughout the thread.

Examples:

Don't Stop Believen' - Journey to Wheel in the Sky - Journey
or
Your Song -Elton John to Our Song - Taylor Swift



Starting Song: We are Young by FUN
I don't know if you can trust her again. I don't know if I could. But you guys are married, for better or worse, sickness and in health. But it might help if she does cut contact with this guy. They may be friends, but she is your wife. It's not to be controlling, but so you two can work on your marriage. 14 years is a lot to waste.

If you are willing to give this your best effort, go to couples counselling and work on your communication skills. You two are in love or else you wouldn't be together. But love is based on trust and the trust is broken. You can still fight to save this, but you two need to REALLY work at this!!!
I praise an udder sweet heart of a friend for just being great to work with. He really deserves the best!
can't say I do it. I work too much. but summer is just around the corner ;)
not at the moment...... ok, maybe a little. But i'm more tired. Plenty of time for pleasure later ;)
Quote by kevluvsincamaro
Yes I prefer C cups. Ds are nice and B & A are fun too


You don't seem too picky ;)
ask them where they are from, how long they have been on lush, do they write, weather, hobbies, likes, dislikes. their profile may have some help into that
I know this is the Ask the guys section, but it really sounds like its all in your head. possible guilt, stress, and uncertainty. Just try and clear your head with something relaxing and give it a go! don't think about it and chill.
It's just fucking coffee! Stop being a bitch about it every time you go to a freakn' starbucks! I don't care if it supposed to be personal. you sound like a stuck up idiot with literally nothing better to do than intentionally be a bitch! get a fucking life and stop ordering designer coffee or make it your self, bitch!