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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham

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Hmmmm! Not really supposed to be here, however, just trawling...... noted a glaring omission so far....

Any ladies fancy shagging a Bermudian - I have dual nationality
Quote by LittleMissBitch
jeeze...what are they getting so whipped up about? it not like its golf or anything.




but seriously.......



No, really, I was saddened and surprised
I think less of it as being 'dominant' and more a kind of being a 'guide' for my partner. Showing her the way, so to speak.
a tight, all encompassing embrace until she can feel the strength of my heart beat against her fair skin
gently brush her hair over her left ear, brush my lips up against her lobe as I whisper ..........
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Quote by latinfoxy
Do you as a guy feel that she shouldn't be doing this and that she is trying to emasculate you or do you find it like a cute thing she is doing for you?


I would think that she's being thoughtful and considerate and I would feel appreciative. It's the little things that count the most.

'Fetch me another cold beer, while you're up... babe, the game is starting and I don't wanna miss the kickoff!"

Seriously, it takes a great deal more than those scenarios to emasculate most confident men, LF. Now if she were to fuck my boss, my brother and my old uncle Ernie in front of me, and not invite me to join the gangbang...that might hurt my feelings a smidgen.



The perfect answer. I concur.
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NO, to the facial .................... unless it's by a qualified Esthetician in a spa.





great response


Erm, I am such a Luddite!! I was so totally in the dark about what this topic was all about and apologise to Gav et al for NOT realising you could be 'invisible' or 'away'. Sounds cool though.

In view of DD and Sprite's comments, I'm going to scope it out right away.
....and there I was, worried that I may not learn anything new for today when, Lo the wise Morgan came to my rescue. Nice tip. Many thanks.
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Quote by Lisa
I prefer the new list with gay in place of gay male. I also like Lola's idea of adding bi-curious.


Agreed. "Male" is superfluous.

The new list then:

Bi-curious
Bisexual
Gay
Lesbian
Straight
Transexual




Jeez Nicola - you really burst my bubble with the "Male is superfuos" comment.

Nice to know you care enough to let those that wish their orientation to be called..... whatever..... have their preferred name choice, but, just for the record, and as a strictly old fashioned hetero ...erm...I mean straight.... guy, I am a generally gay (as in happy) kinda guy. I never found the term homosexual derogatory, merely descriptive. I guess I missed the memo again.
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Quote by Catnip
Things like this makes me so happy I want to cry, but I have yet to see it with my own eyes.


ME TOO! They always make me smile! I can't wait to see one in real life.


Ditto - it would be so cool
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Thanks for sharing, seeing as we are in the sharing mode today lets join hands since I have changed my dogs food, they have been producing amazing stool - the quality is so much better than their previous food..my Veterinarian would be impressed!!


fabulous timing Dude. Care to share more? I've just acquired a mutt of my own and was wondering how to improve the texture of her stools. I'm looking for advice on how to firm them up to make it easier to shovel her mess up from my lawn.
Oooooooo! So topical.

Patience WMM, patience.

Similar thing happened to myself. Did the e-mail thing and waited......and waited.

Three weeks later I was chomping at the bit not even knowing whether or not my message had been caught in her spam filters when a friend suggested I send her an e-card free E-card link

Sent a card and got a response. We met, had dinner, but, ultimately, we both realised we had each changed so much over the years that we were almost like strangers looking back over the past through the same pair of rose tinted glasses. I'm glad we didn't 'hook-up' and spoil those memories, but we are still long distance friends.
Quote by Christie
My deepest, darkest fantasy is to have my husband do the goddam laundry.




That's a REAL fantasy. More chance of happening first though.
Perfect timing. I pick up our family's first dog this coming week-end. My daughter is psyched.

Thanks for sharing the above guys... adds to my reasons for getting a mutt. Just hope the cat will understand!!
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I never demand it, my husband does! He would go down on me over sex in a heartbeat, he loves it and enjoys foreplay before having sex


A man after my own heart.......Ooops! Strayed into the 'Gals' threads again....sorry (**backs out slowly hoping you don't notice me**)