Man: Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Woman: arrrr no, why?
Man: Because you have a pretty sweet ass.
I'll take it from here, thank you
Not original but here it goes,
Flight Attendant: Would you like some headphones?
Passenger: How did you know my name is Phones
and more kissing and fucking
Good evening sweetie
kiss, lick, fuck, then more kissing and fucking
not passing, definitely fuck .....a lot ;)
Definitely go straight home.
Aeroplanes or helicopters ?
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I'll go first....... Maths is great. Algebra is my favorite. Could you answer this problem?
If A = you, B = me, what is C? and when do you want the D?
They are not just rumors (rolf)
I told you that is not how you cook noodles ahhahaha
