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mrplow
Over 90 days ago
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Stuart is bed ridden, and doesn't know how to click on any other thread than this one, hence his replies to everyone.

Stuey says
I can't believe this got by the Youtube censors. Check it out before it gets pulled!



Well I never.

Next everyone will be bleating about global freezing.
Thanks for the replies.

We're over the worst of that one. Hopefully things continue to improve. The love is still there, that's the main thing.
Another Leatherface.

Bit lame quiz, same question in there twice.
I've gone from temporarily thinking my relationship is over recently, to it all being fine again after clear the air talks. Before those, I was considering a divorce, it was depressing me so much.

At what stage do you pull the plug in a relationship? When it's always like that, and never ending misery?

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Quote by stuart1975
Ladies I wan to seroiuosly apologize to each and everyone of you. I Now realize that this joke was in bad taste. It was not my intention to insult you in anyway, but it seams that I Have, and for that i am truley sorry. I hope one day you can forgive me for this. Again I am truley sorry.


Never say sorry to a woman, they see it as a sign of weakness to be exploited endlessly.
I found a load of these posted over at: http://www.chilloutpoint.com/art_and_design/think-these-are-photoshopped-but-no.html



"...artist Florentijn Hofman did it the hard way, creating an actual 100-foot long rubber ducky and sticking it in the water like God’s bathtub. Why? According to the artist, “The friendly, floating Rubber Duck has healing properties: it can relief mondial tensions as well as define them. The rubber duck is soft, friendly and suitable for all ages!”
How did U2 get in there? They're rubbish.

Craig David? Are they joking? No Pink Floyd in there? Crazy list.
This will beat all others I promise you, it's worth the loading time:

http://www.ala.org/ala/aboutala/offices/oif/bannedbooksweek/bbwlinks/100mostfrequently.cfm

The 100 most frequently challenged books of 1990–2000

“[I]t's not just the books under fire now that worry me. It is the books that will never be written. The books that will never be read. And all due to the fear of censorship. As always, young readers will be the real losers.” — Judy Blume

1. Scary Stories (Series) by Alvin Schwartz
2. Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
3. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
4. The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
5. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
6. Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
7. Harry Potter (Series) by J.K. Rowling
8. Forever by Judy Blume
9. Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
10. Alice (Series) by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
11. Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
12. My Brother Sam is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
13. The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
14. The Giver by Lois Lowry
15. It's Perfectly Normal by Robie Harris
16. Goosebumps (Series) by R.L. Stine
17. A Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Newton Peck
18. The Color Purple by Alice Walker
19. Sex by Madonna
20. Earth's Children (Series) by Jean M. Auel
21. The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
22. A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
23. Go Ask Alice by Anonymous
24. Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Myers
25. In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
26. The Stupids (Series) by Harry Allard
27. The Witches by Roald Dahl
28. The New Joy of Gay Sex by Charles Silverstein
29. Anastasia Krupnik (Series) by Lois Lowry
30. The Goats by Brock Cole
31. Kaffir Boy by Mark Mathabane
32. Blubber by Judy Blume
33. Killing Mr. Griffin by Lois Duncan
34. Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
35. We All Fall Down by Robert Cormier
36. Final Exit by Derek Humphry
37. The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
38. Julie of the Wolves by Jean Craighead George
39. The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison
40. What's Happening to my Body? Book for Girls: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Daughters by Lynda Madaras
41. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
42. Beloved by Toni Morrison
43. The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
44. The Pigman by Paul Zindel
45. Bumps in the Night by Harry Allard
46. Deenie by Judy Blume
47. Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
48. Annie on my Mind by Nancy Garden
49. The Boy Who Lost His Face by Louis Sachar
50. Cross Your Fingers, Spit in Your Hat by Alvin Schwartz
51. A Light in the Attic by Shel Silverstein
52. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
53. Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by A.N. Roquelaure (Anne Rice)
54. Asking About Sex and Growing Up by Joanna Cole
55. Cujo by Stephen King
56. James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
57. The Anarchist Cookbook by William Powell
58. Boys and Sex by Wardell Pomeroy
59. Ordinary People by Judith Guest
60. American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
61. What's Happening to my Body? Book for Boys: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Sons by Lynda Madaras
62. Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret by Judy Blume
63. Crazy Lady by Jane Conly
64. Athletic Shorts by Chris Crutcher
65. Fade by Robert Cormier
66. Guess What? by Mem Fox
67. The House of Spirits by Isabel Allende
68. The Face on the Milk Carton by Caroline Cooney
69. Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
70. Lord of the Flies by William Golding
71. Native Son by Richard Wright
72. Women on Top: How Real Life Has Changed Women's Fantasies by Nancy Friday
73. Curses, Hexes and Spells by Daniel Cohen
74. Jack by A.M. Homes
75. Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo A. Anaya
76. Where Did I Come From? by Peter Mayle
77. Carrie by Stephen King
78. Tiger Eyes by Judy Blume
79. On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
80. Arizona Kid by Ron Koertge
81. Family Secrets by Norma Klein
82. Mommy Laid An Egg by Babette Cole
83. The Dead Zone by Stephen King
84. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
85. Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison
86. Always Running by Luis Rodriguez
87. Private Parts by Howard Stern
88. Where's Waldo? by Martin Hanford
89. Summer of My German Soldier by Bette Greene
90. Little Black Sambo by Helen Bannerman
91. Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
92. Running Loose by Chris Crutcher
93. Sex Education by Jenny Davis
94. The Drowning of Stephen Jones by Bette Greene
95. Girls and Sex by Wardell Pomeroy
96. How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
97. View from the Cherry Tree by Willo Davis Roberts
98. The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Keatley Snyder
99. The Terrorist by Caroline Cooney
100. Jump Ship to Freedom by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
Nicola is bedridden and needs help going to the toilet.
Quote by DBarclay
Their housekeeping talents ...



You should meet my wife. She doesn't understand how to operate the vacuum, and thinks dust just evaporates if left alone. She hardly ever washes up either. Maybe I just got a bad un.
Women can't drive / park to save their lives.

They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.

Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.

They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.

I'll add more as I think of them.
I love women's anatomy, their softness, their touch, beauty, the way they laugh, all the things that make them not men.

You?
I want to see Lexy get in the bath with fetishdoll.
I found this thread in another forum, thought I'd share:





Well done Lush. Good review. Are there more places like that you can get the site reviewed?

That's funny Lil_Birdie, I used to have terrifying nightmares about spiders after watching the arachnophobia movie when I was about 10. Grew out of it though, aged 37
Quote by bikebum1975
Nope I don't base it on the gender of who wrote it if it is good I will say it is.


I don't think that's what he means Bikebum.

He means he'd like to know out of 10 people who voted, 4 were female and voted a score of whatever, and 6 were male and what score they voted.