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I've never tried them. I went out with a woman once who used to like being tied up, have me put pegs on her nipples, and drip hot wax all over her body, nipples included.

She wanted to pour it on my penis, and I realised right there and then, that the relationship wasn't especially right for me. I mean hot wax on my member? No thanks.

What next, a cattle prod?

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I think this wins the 2008 Lush Stories Forum depravity award.


Where's my prize?

I made it up, no, really.

Ok, maybe I tried it just the once. Or twice. You can decide.
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There's something about them I want to see more of. Perhaps that's it. Only seeing the kissing and imagining the rest.

Anyway, anyone else have any good lesbian kissing photos?



Thx
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I knew it...


I've heard you can never reach the end of a rainbow, damn it. Back to storm chasing for me.
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Drink more, meet friends more frequently, use my brain to learn something new this year instead of carrying on carrying on.
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Evolutionary naturalism takes the inherent limitations of science and turns them into a devastating philosophical weapon: because science is our only real way of knowing anything, what science cannot know cannot be real.
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Bad thread to click. I was led here under false pretences.
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She's going to be a chunk in about 10 years. You can see it comin she's sucking in her gut now. LOL


I noticed that too by the way you can see her ribcage

Well spotted chef. Nice to see you back again.

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Oh, I'm angling for a Satriani Ibanez, but am not allowed to part with $3000 for it

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My wife bought me a Fender Practice Amp, trying to get me back into playing the guitar again.

Pretty pointless it sitting there doing nothing, so I'm going to check out the lay of the land in terms of Electric guitars in the sales, and treat myself.

Oh yeah!

What about everyone else?
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This thread didn't deliver. Until Batman stepped in
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Melon is great. Best to put it in the microwave for 20 seconds first before carving a hole in it.

Makes for a funny dessert when the inlaws come over.
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Another of Zafia's threads delivers Keep em coming


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That is sooo...WRONG!!


Does a sooo WRONG make it right?

As a programmer, I use the duck typing analogy. If it walks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. As such, use it as a duck.
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But I know
I wanna go where you go
Baby look at how you're all alone
And my little heart is beating now

Little Birdy It's all my Fault Lyrics
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You know what a lil birdy told me one time, ah never mind!

Hi there
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hey, its tuesdau already, can someone please get me outta here!
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Potent, pushy, persuasive, powerful

So many to choose from. Potent pee pee has a good ring to it, although his nickname is percy.
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I've had it happen a few times. Once when the pc was overheating (make sure you clean your fans once every 5 years ), and once with a faulty power supply.

I tend to think most problems like this are hardware related. A virus needs a live host to spread or it wouldn't be able to propogate. There'd be no point in it turning off someone's machine if it really wanted to achieve that task, doesn't make sense.
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Hi and welcome FuckDoll. Nice name and avatar. I'll check out your stories.
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Tillie for sure. I couldn't go out with a woman wider than I am. Did it before once for a few months, just didn't feel right.

Men are supposed to be bigger than their female partner right? Serves me right for being a skinny runt
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