Upset that the Apple iPhone is just no longer exclusive enough? Feeling cheated that the price has dropped to $200 and the hoi polloi can afford it?

Well, then, Apple has the perfect downloadable application for you.

Called "I Am Rich" and created by some fellow named Armin Heinrich, it costs a mere $999.99 and displays a glowing red gem. That's all it does.

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Male or female, if I might be so bold to ask?

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i samply disagree with d
my openion is that cum is a kind of a female propity b/c it is useless for man so acording to me let the lady decide what to do with that swallow it or what ever
may b ppl dis agree with me but this is my point of viev

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I wonder if he'd blow a fuse in his house if he ever installed one of those clapper things that turn his lights on and off...

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and once again MrP reaches into my mouth and pulls out what I wanted to say but was too chickenshit to say!!! LOL!!

"Many interests." Has cable.

Pornography, says the sage of MIT, is "disgraceful," "a humiliation and degradation of women." Does it matter, the interviewer wonders, that most porn performers "choose to do the job and get paid?" Chomsky offers this labored analogy in response: "The fact that women agreed to it and are paid is about as convincing as the fact that we should be in favor of sweatshops in China where woman are locked into the factory and work fifteen hours a day and then the factory burns down and they all die. They were paid and they consented, but it doesn't make me in favor of it." And for all of you porn consumers out there, Chomsky wants you to know that if you get "pleasure out of the humiliation of women [you] have a problem." So how do we improve the lot of porn performers? By banning "the degradation of woman" and "eliminating the conditions in which woman cannot get decent jobs; not permit abusive and destructive behavior."