Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
mrplow
Over 90 days ago
Male, 156
Burkina Faso

Forum

When he's close, tell him to pull out, wait until he calms down a bit, then get him to squeeze the head of his penis, wait a little while again, then start again.

Not that I ever suffered from that problem from the ages of 16-17
When you're driving, and approaching a junction, with 2 lanes, and the person only indicates after the lights have changed that they aren't in fact going straight after all, and by that stage you're already too close to switch into the other lane. Assholes.

People who talk loudly on their mobile on a bus / train - if you're so important you shouldn't be taking public transport, asshole.

People who are in front of you in the supermarket, and when they've been handed their change, just stand there, and start going through their itemised bill. Excuse me, get out the way asshole.

Same as above for cash machines when they check their statement after they've finished their transactions. Assholes.

Multinational Corporations who outsource all their Customer Service functions. Assholes.

Telemarketers. Assholes.

ok, I'm done for now.
LOL at Ali's pic.

Thanks for all the good feedback.

I would never hit the little one, even though the urge has come over me a few times, it's hard to break the chain of parental behaviour that was forced upon me, but I'm doing my best.

She's too young for a time out corner, she just wouldn't understand the reason behind it yet, but I can see that being used in future.

The ignoring trick seems to work, she gives up the yelling pretty fast with that one
My 2.5 year old daughter is driving me insane.

Who has some advice regarding the dreaded terrible 2's stage?

We have tantrums, screaming her head off if she doesn't get precisely what she wants etc. I have to leave the room when it goes on, when I was a kid my mother used to belt us for making such a din, and I don't want to go down that route, I know how I turned out.

Those were good rxtales.

I think the real Jacko died a long time ago. Apparently his body was riddled with puncture marks, from too many injections of various things. He was living off pills rather than food.
It isn't never ending, I got a red screen saying I won. Cheaters.
I'm with Mr Barclay on this one.

Here's one that's doing the rounds

Farrah Fawcett Majors - Michael Forces Minors
Damn she must be a stupid tart.

I thought it was illegal to tattoo someone's face, that's why most facial tattoos are on people who've been in prison.
I prefer it with lots of saliva, not too much sucking, more like her wanking me into her mouth, with the occasional deep throat movement. A lot of women make the mistake of just sucking, all that does is make your dick go numb. Use your hands more.

Also if I'm in a giving mood, a 69 with her on top squatting over my face is a big turn on. Rubbing my glans on her nipples for a bit of a breather is nice too.

But like most lazy guys, I'd prefer just to be given a blowjob than have to even think about multi-tasking.