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musicluver
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
United States

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I know its been said but seeing who views our profile would be nice
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Wonder who left me a present
So are you gonna come unwrap your present then? :P
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"Just Take My Heart" Mr.Big

lol Listening to be with you Mr Big
but ya Kill em all - Metallica
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I knew I was a parent when I could no longer go to the bathroom alone.
I thought 4hrs of sleep was a lot. I can function on 2hrs easily, just don't ask me direct questions.
And midnight runs to the drugstore for diapers and/or medication for a fever.
Now, I've hit a whole new level parenting... My teenage daughter is starting to date. (I need to buy shotgun shells)

Ok i used to like the gun idea but think about this. I have an almost 6 foot sword, difference? swords are silent, plus for my size im
told are quite intimidating. luckily shes only 3 so they have awhile yet lol
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You know you're a parent when you come home to a hallway full of smelly, size 10 DC's (him!) and your favourite mascara keeps disappearing (her!)

Of course, the fridge and kitchen cupboards are always empty and so is my bank account !!

However, I wouldn't change a thing.

Lol my daughter eats like a machine. And never seems to lose energy. Also more destructive than both of my nephews ever were together
Grab a bottle of Jack and a couple glasses and go untie her for drinks and whatever may come after
Lol loved the pun, favorite thing is the people ive met and continue to meet
Whats the thing you want most right this moment? person place or thing
Um i do believe id roll around if she was willing seems like it would be fun
Humor is a must if you cant laugh its not going to work.
Hmm favorite kind of music?
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my choices in upcoming election, saw no option for shoot them both and start over
lol they tend to frown upon that ;)
People that will sit outside and honk for 20 minutes instead of calling or going to the door of the person they are picking up